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Shame On You!

What have you done that has made you feel particularly ashamed? I'm not talking about intentionally hurting others, but something you may have done in a moment of panic or madness....?

E.g.- When I first got the internet at home in around 2002, I became addicted to MSN chat/Yahoo chat (I was only a teenager!). I'd get chatting to people but then become bored and cut them off. If I logged in and some tinker messaged me saying 'hi babe, how r u, lolz??' I'd respond by saying 'Sorry, this is not TopBanana, I'm his sister. He does like you, but he's not available at the moment'. I used to do this to everyone, but I even did it to my then-girlfriend on several occassions..... :(

I felt so guilty.

I could list 100s of other incidents of shame, but first....over to you:

I killed some one, I think?

Oh and I shortchanged the honesty box at WH Smiths when buying the Guardian

Shame is for the weak!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ April 16 2011, 8:04 PM BST

Shame is for the week!

What are you planning on doingthat's shameful for a whole week?

Quote: sootyj @ April 16 2011, 8:05 PM BST

What are you planning on doingthat's shameful for a whole week?

:D do tell.

I'm ashamed to admit I went through a shop-lifting stage when I was about 8. It was only ever stationery though: pencils, erasers, scraps, notepads and anything scented.

I'm ashamed of a time when I was a child in the Science Museum in the plan area and my sister was annoying me. So I pinched her so hard... one of those twisting pinches. I then turn around to see I'd pinched a little boy.

I felt very ashamed of that.

I'm ashamed my first boner was after getting pinched by a mean sexy girl in the Science Museum

Laughing out loud

Awww! Poor little boy.
I expect he was someone's little brother though, and so probably deserved it. ;)

Not one thing is coming to mind for me...
Which probably means there's millions of them.

I nearly burnt my aunt's house down as a kid. I was stopping there and was having a wash in the bathroom. I noticed that the light did not have a cover over it- it was just the 'naked' bulb. For some unknown reason, I threw several handfuls of water up at it.......it gave off a sexy sizzling noise which I found irresitible......I kept on doing it.

I have no idea why it did not explode.

I still feel incredibly lucky it did not. Phew!

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