Quote: Nat Wicks @ April 16 2011, 12:28 PM BSTDunno if any of you guys have actually bothered to look into Donnie's act, but he performs original comedy songs and straight stand up at stand up comedy gigs.
That is an irrelevance. Do you really think that performing Victoria Wood's most famous song to a hen party is akin to trying to pass off some other jobbing comic's original one-liner as one's own?
*waits for Tony Cowards to appear*
Quote: Marc P @ April 16 2011, 12:12 PM BSTEr... the guys a busker. Buskers don't do their own material ever. Well bloody rarely. It's a hen night somewhere - not a stand up comedy gig. He'll be fine doing whatever he wants I should imagine. Plus he's naked. He needs the covers.
Surely all he'd need to is learn to whistle and hire a flautist?
Quote: Nat Wicks @ April 16 2011, 12:28 PM BSTDunno if any of you guys have actually bothered to look into Donnie's act, but he performs original comedy songs and straight stand up at stand up comedy gigs.
Sorry - I obviously misunderstood him when he asked for a song he could learn in time. 
Is it a private hen gig?
Yes, and you're not in the pecking line.
Quote: sootyj @ April 16 2011, 1:07 AM BSTYou do know who Denis Nilsen was??
Wasn't he in Airplane?
Quote: dellas @ April 16 2011, 4:27 PM BST
Yeah but I'm cock of the hoop!
Quote: shaggy292 @ April 15 2011, 8:31 PM BSTWhat about 'The Ballad Of Barry and Freda (Let's Do It)'?
Good choice, and he could introduce the song with this zinger:
Who'd marry Geoffrey Durham?
Victoria Wood