Female Needed!

Hello!

I'm going to film one of my sketches in the new year, but I need a female to play the other character in it.

It's not going to be a high tech shoot and no doubt there will be various technical problems, but I want to get it done! It'll be uploaded to 4laughs, youtube etc.

The part will involve the lady playing my girlfriend/partner! I'm a young looking 25, so I need someone who looks realistic enough to be with me!

It will be filmed at my (I.e my parent's) home which happens to be situated in Norfolk. It needs to be filmed in the lounge and ideally at night, but I'm pretty sure it's easy to block out light during the daytime. A friend of mine will be helping to film it on a digital camcorder.

If you're interested then send me a PM and I can pass the script on to you.

Surely in Norfolk you could get away with having your sister as your partner?

ROFL? I almost MAO'd!

Quote: Winterlight @ December 22, 2007, 3:08 PM

Hello!

I'm going to film one of my sketches in the new year, but I need a female to play the other character in it.

It's not going to be a high tech shoot and no doubt there will be various technical problems, but I want to get it done! It'll be uploaded to 4laughs, youtube etc.

The part will involve the lady playing my girlfriend/partner! I'm a young looking 25, so I need someone who looks realistic enough to be with me!

It will be filmed at my (I.e my parent's) home which happens to be situated in Norfolk. It needs to be filmed in the lounge and ideally at night, but I'm pretty sure it's easy to block out light during the daytime. A friend of mine will be helping to film it on a digital camcorder.

If you're interested then send me a PM and I can pass the script on to you.

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Is that your best chat-up line?

ROFL? I almost MAO'd!

This sounds like the most convoluted and complicated attempt to get a threesome started that I have ever laid eyes upon.

Look no further. I am here.

Ps I can be your older girlfriend. I can act.
If you consider me to old then I will stab you for being an ageist fooker. The only rebuff I want to hear is that although I do look 25, I am just too damn sexy to be your bird!

I do pussy shots too.

you filthy, filthy man. fill your boots.

Awww if you didn't live 3 and a half hours away from me I would have done! I'm 22, and could be anyone's girlfriend!

Quote: EllieJP @ December 22, 2007, 9:14 PM

Awww if you didn't live 3 and a half hours away from me I would have done! I'm 22, and could be anyone's girlfriend!

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I'm glad you put could there ellie, would just sounds desperate.

P.S. How is the ankle?

I take it neither my acting skills or big pussy are required then.

I get it all the time.
It is so hard being too perfect to consider. *Sighs*

Quote: EllieJP @ December 22, 2007, 9:14 PM

Awww if you didn't live 3 and a half hours away from me I would have done! I'm 22, and could be anyone's girlfriend!

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Waiting for Aarons filthy comment, or possibly Adams.....

Quote: jacparov @ December 22, 2007, 9:22 PM

I'm glad you put could there ellie, would just sounds desperate.

P.S. How is the ankle?

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It's okay thanks! Finally flying on the crutches...

I didn't think you wore any Charley. Don't they just get in the way?

Quote: paul watson @ December 23, 2007, 12:44 PM

Waiting for Aarons filthy comment, or possibly Adams.....

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How dare you, I happen to know that Ellie performs at the highest level both orally and physically. Would make a great actor