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What kind of a man can't do both at once?

I'm not sure which is worse.

Quote: zooo @ April 15 2011, 6:27 PM BST

What kind of a man can't do both at once?

Even the thought of such a combo act disturbs me

I can't believe a SootyJ thread has been dragged down to this kind of level

Who's sootyj? Huh?

;) ;)

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ April 15 2011, 7:03 PM BST

I can't believe a SootyJ thread has been dragged down to this kind of level

Yeh you introduce yourself and it's all wanking that or shitting this, what is this the f**king Conservative party?

Quote: Corey O'Graffor @ April 15 2011, 11:27 PM BST

Who's sootyj? Huh?

;) ;)

Your dad

Hey I like this new Kid!
This Sooty come lately.
The Kids got Spunk!

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ April 16 2011, 12:13 AM BST

Hey I like this new Kid!
This Sooty comes lately.
The Kids got my Spunk!

Steve other people might be reading this.

Quote: sootyj @ April 15 2011, 6:46 PM BST

Even the thought of such a combo act disturbs me

Every fear hides a wish.

Godot what did the psychologist say about your phobia of being bummed by Thatcher with a stap on?

Quote: Godot Taxis @ April 16 2011, 12:16 AM BST

Every fear hides a wish.

Ouch

Quote: sootyj @ April 16 2011, 12:08 AM BST

Your dad

\o/

I wondered who I got my eyes from...

Image

You got them from that tramp.

I do hope you cleaned the teaspoon afterwards.

Quote: sootyj @ April 16 2011, 12:18 AM BST

Godot what did the psychologist say about your phobia of being bummed by Thatcher with a stap on?

I couldn't hear what he was saying because my balls were in his mouth.

Lets hope it wasn't Dr Lecter

:O Gruesome! everthing on here is vulgar thesedays, c**ts twats wanking bollocks, well we are in a recession I suppose.

I don't expect Aaron to be bothered as long as 'C**t' is spelt correctly ;)

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