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Mittens are the object of the day!

Quote: zooo @ April 15 2011, 4:26 PM BST

With mittens! So no one gets hurt.

Yeah, and in a big mud bath.

*No, don't post that. It's just creepy and wrong*

Eurgh, I would NOT look good in mud. Ellie would though. Obviously.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ April 15 2011, 4:27 PM BST

I'd kill Ellie in a fight seeing how I am northern and twice her body mass (still damn fast though).

Jelly and mud too please.

But then you can't eat the jelly.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 15 2011, 4:42 PM BST

Jelly and mud too please.

Can I come? Wave

Quote: zooo @ April 15 2011, 4:43 PM BST

But then you can't eat the jelly.

I'll give it a good go.

Mmmm, jelly...

Quote: Nat Wicks @ April 15 2011, 4:38 PM BST

Eurgh, I would NOT look good in mud. Ellie would though. Obviously.

if you want to see what I look like in mud, chcek out my facebook profile pic, I scrub down well.

Sore throat is no better and I'm home alone.......

Quote: TopBanana @ April 15 2011, 3:41 PM BST

I've only ever had 1 job interview in my life. The guy asked me 'what would you do if I held a gun to your head and said "give me your money!"?'

I got the job.

At my first real-job interview, which was done in a very ad-hoc manner without any pre-scheduling of the interview, the bossfella said "Can you really program in Atlas Assembler Language?" and I said "Yes! then he said (really) "Sign here before I pull this trigger!".

Cool

Quote: TopBanana @ April 15 2011, 5:18 PM BST

Sore throat is no better and I'm home alone.......

Sorry. Marine was supposed to get a lift from a mate in the RAF but they couldn't get the parts.

As part our interview process we include a tour of the buildings. The idea is that it puts candidates at ease, and you see a what they're like out of the interview where they will be giving prepared answers.

There was one person who relaxed so much, that when they were shown our 'chill-out' room, remarked that it would be a good place to smoke a doobie.

They didn't get the job.

Finally finished the damn form and it has been received the other end. I wonder how long it will take to be rejected?

I painted a picture out of boredom and I hate it.

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