Quote: Nat Wicks @ April 14 2011, 6:56 PM BSTEw.
Why Ew?
We cleaned the house for six hours then went to a spa.
What did you think I meant?
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Quote: Kevin Murphy @ April 14 2011, 6:56 PM BSTAnal+facial.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ April 14 2011, 6:56 PM BSTAnal+facial.
Gross.
I can smell her faeces on your hampton from here.
Think I may have eaten a frot apple... can't tell.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ April 14 2011, 6:58 PM BSTWhy Ew?
We cleaned the house for six hours then went to a spa.
Groan!
Quote: The Naked Busker @ April 14 2011, 7:31 PM BSTThink I may have eaten a frot apple... can't tell.
What's a frot apple?
Rotten massively mispelled?
Yeah, Google hasn't heard of frot apple.
Quote: EllieJP @ April 14 2011, 10:43 PM BSTYeah, Google hasn't heard of frot apple.
Try frottage. 
Noooooo... last time you made me Google something I ended up having to do that thing to you with a straw. Not fun.
Quote: EllieJP @ April 14 2011, 10:57 PM BSTNot fun.
Do it to me next time.
Anyway, time for sleep. Don't stay up too late Chip. I want some love making before I go to sleep. I'll get the bed warm and reaarange the kitties.
Quote: EllieJP @ April 14 2011, 11:04 PM BSTDo it to me next time. Anyway, time for sleep. Don't stay up too late Chip. I want some love making before I go to sleep. I'll get the bed warm and reaarange the kitties.
Didn't cybersex go out of fashion in 2002? Take it to PM you randy slags.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ April 14 2011, 11:39 PM BSTTake it to PM you randy slags.
I am not a slag.
No, you're a Grandpa. Congrats!