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Quote: zooo @ April 14 2011, 1:33 PM BST

Hmm. Young to me is under 20.

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Hi. Just.

Jesus. I feel so much older that I usually do.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 14 2011, 2:20 PM BST

Hi. Just.

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Heh. Your brain is at least 30 though.
Now is that a good or a bad thing...

I have a sore throat.

Kill me.

Kill me now.

Quote: TopBanana @ April 14 2011, 3:00 PM BST

I have a sore throat.

Kill me.

Kill me now.

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I can't but I know a man that can. Shall I send him round?

Yes, please.

Quote: TopBanana @ April 14 2011, 3:08 PM BST

Yes, please.

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Man from Marines dispatched. Nice knowing you.

I've kissed my lass goodbye.

Goodbye, BGC. Goodbye world.

Hello sexy angels.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ April 14 2011, 10:36 AM BST

Realised I've slept with somebody young enough to have been into S Club 7. Feel a bit dirty.

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When you say "slept" do you mean had sex with or just slept next to?

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ April 14 2011, 2:10 PM BST

Subtly is one of my middle names.

Kevin Subtly C**trape Murphy.

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>_<

Pft, I was the right age for S Club 7 and I'm 25. That's not so young.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ April 14 2011, 6:37 PM BST

Pft, I was the right age for S Club 7 and I'm 25. That's not so young.

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Yes, but Kevin is fifty three.

He just wears a young man's face?

OOH I forgot to say congrats to DaButt! HOORAY FOR LOVELY BABY!

Quote: EllieJP @ April 14 2011, 5:42 PM BST

When you say "slept" do you mean had sex with or just slept next to?

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Anal+facial.

Ew.