British Comedy Guide

Death Chav

A CHUBBY MAN IS ENJOYING A BIG DINNER IN A RESTAURANT

HE GOBBLES A BOWL OF SOUP AT SPEED

WE SEE A HOODED FIGURE IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE RESTAURANT WITH A SCYTHE

HE GOBBLES DOWN A HUGE BURGER AND FRYS

THE HOODED FIGURE DRAWS CLOSER

HE EATS A HUGE ICE CREAM SUNDAE

THE HOODED FIGURE IS RIGHT BEHIND HIM

THE CHUBBY MAN EATS A SMALL MINT AND STARTS TO CHOKE VIOLENTLY

THE HOODED FIGURE STANDS BEHIND HIM AND LAYS A SKELETAL FINGER ON THE MAN'S SHOULDER

SUDDENLY 2 SECURITY GUARDS DRAG THE HOODED FIGURE AWAY

CHUBBY MAN COUGHS UP THE MINT

THE SECURITY GUARDS DRAG THE HOODED FIGURE PAST A BIG SIGN

IT SHOWS A HOODY WITH A RED LINE THROUGH IT

Ha! Nice one.

Haha! Yeh like that.

Funny
:D

:D

Makes it a hat trick... :D

I would suggest you change the title as I guessed the punch line almost immediately simply because of the words 'Death Chav'. If it wasnt for that it would have been really funny.

Def.

Thanks

you're right of course Defefrenz

Reminds me of the scene in "Meaning of Life" with Mr Creosote but with a different take. Good sketch, though I agree the title kills the joke a little (pun semi-intended)

Yawn - slightly amusing at best.

Dejavu is it you?

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