Not written a sketch in ages what you think?
OMAHA BEACH, NORMANDY
June 6, 1944
The THUNDEROUS SOUNDS OF A MASSIVE NAVAL BARRAGE are heard.
FADE IN:
TEN LANDING CRAFT Make their way toward Normandy beach. Running a gauntlet of EXPLOSIONS from German artillery.
INT. THE LEAD LANDING CRAFT
THE CAMERA MOVES PAST THE FACES OF THE MEN
Captain:
OK guys, this map has given us a lot of trouble in the past, uh does anybody need anything off these guy or can we bypass them and go straight to the trenches?
Solider
Uhh, I think Mike needs a better weapon he chose shotgun.
Captain
[sighs] Christ. OK, uhh well what we'll do, I'll run in first, taking cover behind crates, we can kinda just, ya know blast them all down with grenades and flame units. Um, I will use Flash Bangs, to kinda scatter'em, so we don't have to fight a whole bunch of them at once. I think this is a pretty good plan, we should be able to pull it off this time.
MIKE revealed in a soldier outfit.
THE LEAD CRAFT RAMP GOES DOWN
Captain
CHRIST! GO! GO! GO!
A river of MACHINE GUN FIRE pours into the craft. A dozen men are INSTANTLY KILLED.
The soldiers charge out into the hail of bullets. Mike pulls a grenade out and starts to throw it.
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INT. BEDROOM
Mike is sat at his computer naked with his head set on snacks scattered around the table.
From the speakers we can hear the soldiers screaming
"Backup where are you?"
"Christ we're being slaughtered here!"
"Quick Keys! Where are my quick keys Sarge"
"They're ANIMALS!!! ANIMALLLLSSS!!"
Mike beats the computer.
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Ext. Beaches of Normandy.
Mike is the only one left alive.
Mike
Ok guys I'm here lets kill this mother fuc-
A sniper blows his helmet off. But he's still alive.
Mike
Ha! Missed me N00B!
The grenade in his hand goes off and blows him to pieces.
