Sick Jokes Page 2
OMG
We were talking about this today at work.
My Boss was saying that she doesn't like Sick jokes as they just rely on a nasty vulgar, often mysogynistic punchline.
So I shat on her tits
One from Sickipedia:
MSN: 12 year-old gives birth during school trip. Milf.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ March 31 2011, 11:59 PM BSTWe were talking about this today at work.
My Boss was saying that she doesn't like Sick jokes as they just rely on a nasty vulgar, often mysogynistic punchline.
So I shat on her tits
What's the difference between an onion and a prostitute? I cried when I cut up the onion.
You're wrong in the head Chip. You've gone too far.
Quote: Nil Putters @ April 12 2011, 9:47 PM BSTYou're wrong in the head Chip. You've gone too far.
Quote: chipolata @ April 12 2011, 9:46 PM BSTWhat's the difference between an onion and a prostitute? I cried when I cut up the onion.
Guy goes into chemists asking for condoms for his 15 year old daughter
"Is she sexually active?" asks the chemist.
"No, she just lies there like her mother"
'Ek I was so bored last night I shagged the Alsation', friend; 'Why?'
'Because he was a better kisser', 'okay, I fully understand'.
Quote: BuryBob @ April 13 2011, 1:47 AM BSTGuy goes into chemists asking for condoms for his 15 year old daughter
"Is she sexually active?" asks the chemist.
"No, she just lies there like her mother"
Why do bald starship captains get nose bleeds?
Beacuse they Picard!
I just thought of this one. But I wouldn't try it out as it's probably NSFW and some of the images are a bit 
.
But if you type "rickets" into Google images, it looks like a load of kids dancing, possible even doing "the twist".
YOU WERE GOOGLING FOR PICS OF BEN.