Chip's just been watching a woman doing things with a hula hoop of fire.
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Better than watching a man blow smoke out of his arse.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 12 2011, 2:39 PM BSTBetter than watching a man blow smoke out of his arse.
I'm not sure. She was a bit rubbish and there weren't many coins in her pot.
Quote: chipolata @ April 12 2011, 2:51 PM BSTI'm not sure. She was a bit rubbish and there weren't many coins in her pot.
Oh, it was that kind of pub was it? *phwoarr!*
Quote: chipolata @ April 12 2011, 1:07 PM BSTSounds like hell.
Not if you are poor and love free stuff and have little to no shame 
Quote: Gavin @ April 12 2011, 1:14 PM BSTOLD!
Children are to be seen not heard, Gavin. Shushnow.
Feeling very dodgy. SIGH. Fed up of this.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 12 2011, 4:09 PM BSTFeeling very dodgy. SIGH. Fed up of this.
Tea?
I'm getting slagged off on Chortle again 
Quote: Nat Wicks @ April 12 2011, 3:55 PM BST
Children are to be seen not heard, Gavin. Shushnow.
I'm older than you Miss Wicks so don't give me lip you wipper snapper!
Quote: Nat Wicks @ April 12 2011, 4:33 PM BSTI'm getting slagged off on Chortle again
How come?
http://forums.chortle.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=38022
4th one down.
Quote: Gavin @ April 12 2011, 4:32 PM BST
Ta! I also located a cat, which helps!
Quote: Nat Wicks @ April 12 2011, 4:45 PM BSThttp://forums.chortle.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=38022
4th one down.
Y'know what they are? C**tbags.
Quote: Gavin @ April 12 2011, 4:33 PM BSTI'm older than you Miss Wicks so don't give me lip you wipper snapper!
Hm I thought you were only a bairn. I'm lost now.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 12 2011, 4:46 PM BSTY'know what they are? C**tbags.
It's only that one person. I don't post on there often because of how consistently mean they are.
It's because we're so lovely here! You're spoiled by our awesomeness.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ April 12 2011, 4:48 PM BSTHm I thought you were only a bairn.
Don't be fooled by the fact that he occassionally shits his pants and falls on his face.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ April 12 2011, 4:45 PM BSThttp://forums.chortle.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=38022
4th one down.
Whoa! You handled that very well btw I'd of probably been a bit ruder.
What a bunch of baboon f**kers.