I may have been drinking today....
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Also, it may have rained.
Right I just can't drink ever again. 4am this morning I staggered in. I have killed my ankle on the long long 3 minute walk home. I have a blister on my toe the size of an egg & a hangover. I can't remember what I was doing after midnight & may very well have embarrased myself. I do remember dribbling over a young man who used to come round my house to see my boys. I may have swallowed him. I have a tingly stingy feeling & I think I have VD. I only went out for a pinot. Its not right.
Is your, uhh, mimsy, all sore and seeping?
Quote: Aaron @ December 22, 2007, 10:51 AMIs your, uhh, mimsy, all sore and seeping?
It is. Can you see it from there?
No, but I can smell it.
Smells good though dont it?
I bet you are running around your flat/house like one of those bisto kids.
Quote: Charley @ December 22, 2007, 10:46 AMI can't remember what I was doing after midnight & may very well have embarrased myself.
Is that possible?
There is a very small possibility that I may have had a few drinks tonight too. I have defo pissed off one friend & embarrased myself too much to ever go in the kebab shop again.
(As they squirted the ketchup out I announced to a packed shop, that It sounded like a fanny fart, whilst in the doggie position.)
Two geezers left their burgers after that & one other threw his on the floor when I said that his donner looked like Jade Goody's vagina.
Ooooooooooops roll on the peeps of Berkhamsted. You can take it.
It may be a tad posh here but we all still shit dont we!
LOL, Charley, your life is either highly amusing, or you're a very good writer.
I think it really does happen somehow.
6pm on a Sunday (on my first day on the site) and I'm drunk! Thats the influence you guys seem to have had on me already...forced me to drink...tut!
Quote: charisma @ December 23, 2007, 5:59 PM6pm on a Sunday (on my first day on the site) and I'm drunk! Thats the influence you guys seem to have had on me already...forced me to drink...tut!
Disgusting! I haven't had any alcohol since thursday - but may do tonight.
Now try writing something funny.