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Does she?

Quote: EllieJP @ April 12 2011, 7:21 AM BST

Does she?

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Two days on the trot for Ellie!

Quote: EllieJP @ April 11 2011, 11:23 PM BST

We take it in turns staying till when the last freelancer goes. Boring but got to be done.

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Ah, is this just an excuse for you to camp out in a corner of the office, if you haven't found a new home yet.

Quote: chipolata @ April 12 2011, 9:09 AM BST

Two days on the trot for Ellie!

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The AC/DC video for 'Let There Be Rock' is the greatest musical video thing ever. Bon Scott, ftw.

Ooooohhh Metro Centre (big shopping place) is 25 this year and were looking for 25 year olds to go down and get made a fuss off and get a party bag and voucher, and I am one of those 25 year olds.

And the 25th 25 year old in the 25 year old in the Newcastle metro centre will have the powers of the beast!

Been invited with all the other senior managers in my area to a compulsory meeting on Thursday.

Ominous....

Quote: sootyj @ April 12 2011, 12:55 PM BST

Been invited with all the other senior managers in my area to a compulsory meeting on Thursday.

Ominous....

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Can I get a part as the hilarious alcoholic, sex offender neighbour on Meet the Newman?

I can provide my own beer gut, grubby vest and collection of Justin Beiber hentai.

Quote: sootyj @ April 12 2011, 1:00 PM BST

Can I get a part as the hilarious alcoholic, sex offender neighbour on Meet the Newman?

I can provide my own beer gut, grubby vest and collection of Justin Beiber hentai.

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Why not. lol!

Quote: Nat Wicks @ April 12 2011, 12:49 PM BST

Ooooohhh Metro Centre (big shopping place) is 25 this year and were looking for 25 year olds to go down and get made a fuss off and get a party bag and voucher

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Sounds like hell.

I'm 25, will be 26 soon though. SHAME.

Quote: Gavin @ April 12 2011, 1:05 PM BST

Why not. lol!

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Exclent my catchphrase is "Baby, baby, baby where's the babysham?"

Quote: Leevil @ April 12 2011, 1:09 PM BST

I'm 25, will be 26 soon though. SHAME.

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OLD!

Quote: sootyj @ April 12 2011, 1:10 PM BST

Exclent my catchphrase is "Baby, baby, baby where's the babysham?"

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Sounds sleazy.

Trying to write a sketch about relationship...Bah. F**king stupid limited time frame piece of shit.

Zombie vs Jedi's vs French Maids vs Aliens. Is way easier to write lol

Start with the punchline and work backwards?