Went for a walk in the park in my lunch hour and was approached by an unfeasibly beautiful Lithuanian lovely who, in extremely broken English, insisted on giving me her phone number, and was anxious to know what time I got off work. The head says bin the number, the loins say what is the worst that could happen...
And then you woke up behind the wheel, upside down in a ditch?
Quote: Timbo @ April 11 2011, 2:23 PM BSTthe loins say what is the worst that could happen...
You could be in seven pieces in the river.
Quote: Timbo @ April 11 2011, 2:23 PM BSTWent for a walk in the park in my lunch hour and was approached by an unfeasibly beautiful Lithuanian lovely who, in extremely broken English, insisted on giving me her phone number, and was anxious to know what time I got off work. The head says bin the number, the loins say what is the worst that could happen...
*rubs hands together and awaits delivery of new kidney*
Quote: Timbo @ April 11 2011, 2:23 PM BSTWent for a walk in the park in my lunch hour and was approached by an unfeasibly beautiful Lithuanian lovely who, in extremely broken English, insisted on giving me her phone number, and was anxious to know what time I got off work. The head says bin the number, the loins say what is the worst that could happen...
You get implicated in a fake marriage scam?
Did she give price?.... seriously though, could be your lucky day!.
Timbo -accept it. You're a good looking guy!
Waiting to see how long it takes for a CIF contributor to miss the irony in my comment completely. Current record stands at two minutes and 38 seconds from posting.
Ellie has been at work 11 hours. Whoop. Still got another couple to go.
Quote: EllieJP @ April 11 2011, 7:46 PM BSTEllie has been at work 11 hours. Whoop. Still got another couple to go.
Riley is not sure whether to envy Ellie or not.
Don't envy Ellie. Ellie has a stressful job.
Do you get paid for all 11 hours?
Not over time no. Tis just part of my job.
My record was 56 hours at work. No overtime, just keeping the country moving.
You lapsed into paid time again?