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Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 8 2011, 5:28 PM BST

Off off off!!!

Pants or beard?

Quote: Ben @ April 8 2011, 5:28 PM BST

Pants or beard?

Try doing both at once. ;)

Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 8 2011, 5:29 PM BST

Try doing both at once. ;)

Just tried it. I came. Hard.

Quote: Ben @ April 8 2011, 5:30 PM BST

Just tried it. I came. Hard.

Beard ejaculate? Messy.

I'm one of those so-called men who can't grow a proper beard. It grows quite quickly but is very straggly/patchy and tends to be ginger around the chin area, for some reason.

I have dark hair and no one in my family has anything like ginger hair.

Freak or unique?

:P Ginger Freak sorry!

My beard is on the outward. I'll give it another few weeks and then shave it off again and repeat for ever and ever.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ February 11 2011, 11:23 PM BST

Beards are cool.

We agree!

Rolling eyes My friend informed me that beards are frowned upon in China, and no one must EVER have a grey beard, he should know he is married to one.

Grow quickly you bastard beard thing

Quote: dellas @ April 9 2011, 3:10 AM BST

Rolling eyes My friend informed me that beards are frowned upon in China, and no one must EVER have a grey beard, he should know he is married to one.

I spose anyone with a beard frowns up-on their beard though...

I have a little goatee thing, had it for years. I still find it itchy and annoying but it reduces the general featureless pink balloonyness of my big fat bald head. Only thing is it's got loads of grey in it now. :(

-Dabutt, you look like ZZ Top going fishing.

Quote: Lee Henman @ April 9 2011, 10:01 AM BST

-Dabutt, you look like ZZ Top going fishing.

I thought that was a pic of Joaquin Phoenix.

I quite like a bit of desinger stubble on a guy, but not keen on big bushy beards. It's sweet that chubby blokes grow goatees, they're your equivalent of Spanx.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 9 2011, 8:42 AM BST

I spose anyone with a beard frowns up-on their beard though...

:D

I'm just glad that (most) women can't grow beards.

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