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Beards must grow for a reason, so why do so many of us (me included) keep hacking them off? Maybe it's to do with the 'cult of youth', supported by the shaving industry ( the price of razors is outrageous).

:( You should see the price of tampons, pads and liners, a big rip off for us girls, you can choose to shave...

Why are you shaving tampons?

Quote: dellas @ April 8 2011, 2:07 PM BST

:( You should see the price of tampons, pads and liners, a big rip off for us girls, you can choose to shave...

This is true. I had a school friend who wanted to be an MP just to try to create a way to make these free. Laughing out loud

Okay, here goes...

My girlfriend raves on to everyone about these - http://www.mooncup.co.uk/

Errr

Ugh! I feel disgusting. Right... football. Haven't they got sexy legs?

Perhaps you could take care of your squirrel problem by manufacturing free tampons and pads from their fur?

Quote: Leevil @ April 8 2011, 2:19 PM BST

Okay, here goes...

My girlfriend raves on to everyone about these - http://www.mooncup.co.uk/

Errr

Ugh! I feel disgusting. Right... football. Haven't they got sexy legs?

Those things scare me quite a bit.

:D

Quote: sootyj @ February 11 2011, 9:49 PM BST

I used to have a beard that grew 6 inches off my face and curved upwards.

Shouldn't it be attached really?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 11 2011, 9:46 PM BST

I love a good beard.

How is yours coming along?

Quote: dellas @ April 8 2011, 2:07 PM BST

:( You should see the price of tampons, pads and liners, a big rip off for us girls, you can choose to shave...

And you can choose to...........

Quote: DaButt @ April 8 2011, 2:19 PM BST

Perhaps you could take care of your squirrel problem by manufacturing free tampons and pads from their fur?

:) I like all sqirrels, don't think it would be hygenic using fur, perhaps better for men instead of badger bristles for shaving?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 8 2011, 2:25 PM BST

Those things scare me quite a bit.

Me too!

I grew one recently. There was rather a lot of grey in there. Then tried to do a moustache, but I have sideburns and couldn't get the balance right. Unless I'd have had a gay biker's moustache.

Is it a kind of squirrely grey?, probably why folk don't like you.
Perhaps if you dyed it red.... ;)

I haven't shaved for three days and I'm quite stubbly. Need to shave it off tomorrow.

Quote: Ben @ April 8 2011, 5:21 PM BST

I haven't shaved for three days and I'm quite stubbly. Need to shave it off tomorrow.

Off off off!!!

Quote: dellas @ April 8 2011, 4:33 PM BST

Is it a kind of squirrely grey?, probably why folk don't like you.
Perhaps if you dyed it red.... ;)

No, there are plenty of reasons why people don't like me...

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