SOMETIME INBETWEEN REVENGE OF THE SITH AND A NEW HOPE.
DARTH VADER IS SITTING IN THE DEATH STAR GAMES ROOM WHEN HE RECEIVES A HOLO MESSAGE FROM OBI WAN KENOBI
OBI WAN:
Annakin, are you there? is that you? I never know how to work these things.
VADER:
It's Darth now
OBI WAN:
Ok I'll try to make it a bit brighter, hang on a sec
VADER:
No not Dark I said Darth my name is now Darth Vader
OBI WAN:
Oh Like Dark Father, I see, very clever.
VADER:
Did you really think you could keep the truth from me Obi Wan. I know that I have a Son.
OBI WAN:
And a Daughter
VADER:
Whatever! I want you to bring my son to me immediately or face the consequences.
OBI WAN:
Is that what the funny costume is all about, Vaders for Justice?
VADER:
This suit was designed for me to save my life, just after you sliced my legs & arms off.
OBI WAN:
I knew you'd bring that up! Give it a rest will you? I said I'm sorry
VADER:
Did you?
OBI WAN:
Well I definitely meant to anyway.
VADER:
When we meet again Obi Wan I shall not just chop your arms or legs off I will chop your whole body off.
OBI WAN:
Erm that doesn't make any sense Annak- I mean Darthikins Sorry Darth.
VADER:
Never the less our paths will cross again, I have foreseen it.
The forces of Good & us lot will have a magnificent battle followed other battles that may be a bit too Cutesy in places but not enough to ruin the whole thing.
OBI WAN:
Well that's what I wanted to talk to you about really. In case we end up in another Light Sabre Duel, I was wondering if we could tone it down a bit.
VADER:
Tone it down a bit?
OBI WAN:
Yes the last fight was really hectic, far too fast & somersaulty. To be honest I was really puffed out by the end.
VADER:
So what do you suggest? we just stand there chatting with the occasional thrust & parry.
OBI WAN:
If you don't mind mate?
VADER:
Oh go on then! this leather gets really squeaky when I move too quick anyway.
OBI WAN:
Ok great, sense you later
VADER:
At last The Circle is complete!
OBI WAN:
Pardon?
VADER:
Sorry I had this thing on Charge.
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