Ben is sat near someone who sounds just like Angelos from Shooting Stars.
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I effin' love Squirrels.
I'm having a squirrel themed wedding. Beat that!
Ha, really? 
Are you wearing a bushy tail...?
Helping a 16 year old boy with GCSE maths.
Is it wrong to explain what things relating to circles like radius and diameter are by making him think about cheryl cole's breast?
Quote: David Bussell @ April 6 2011, 3:33 PM BSTI'm having a squirrel themed wedding. Beat that!
Has NUTS MAGAZINE got the exclusive on the photo spread?
Quote: bigfella @ April 6 2011, 3:40 PM BSTHelping a 16 year old boy with GCSE maths.
Is it wrong to explain what things relating to circles like radius and diameter are by making him think about cheryl cole's breast?
Yes. 
Stick wih pizzas.
He understands it all now though!!! The radius is the bit that goes to the nipple.
Now.....tommorow is triangles. What could I use for that?
Quote: zooo @ April 6 2011, 3:36 PM BSTHa, really?
Are you wearing a bushy tail...?
No, but my girlfriend did at her hen...
Ha, excellent.
Typing this in the library. Every time I use these computers, there's always the strong smell of alcohol present. Either my 'colleagues' are killing their time by 'the daytime boozing', or somebody's split their beer over all the pc's.
Quote: Marc P @ April 6 2011, 3:41 PM BSTHas NUTS MAGAZINE got the exclusive on the photo spread?
Clever Trevor.
Quote: bigfella @ April 6 2011, 3:40 PM BSTHelping a 16 year old boy with GCSE maths.
Is it wrong to explain what things relating to circles like radius and diameter are by making him think about cheryl cole's breast?
Na it's fine.
Quote: bigfella @ April 6 2011, 3:40 PM BSTHelping a 16 year old boy with GCSE maths.
Is it wrong to explain what things relating to circles like radius and diameter are by making him think about cheryl cole's breast?
And other top hits from Bigfellas new smash hit self help guide.
"Nothing to lose at child abuse."
Soon to be starting his new speaking tour at sunny Parkhurts on the Isle of White.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 6 2011, 3:59 PM BSTTyping this in the library. Every time I use these computers, there's always the strong smell of alcohol present. Either my 'colleagues' are killing their time by 'the daytime boozing', or somebody's split their beer over all the pc's.
You work in a library? 