This is the 4th episode of a series of videos designed to promote a book titled, "The Ungettable Joke"
Pleae take a look and let me know what you think. I know the audio is a bit sketchy at times. I tested the limits of my equiptment and time making this one.
I hope the fun still gets through.
The title Reminds me of that old Andy Williams song
"To the tune of the impossible dream"
To write the ungettable joke
To Pen the unreadable script
Annoy & dumfound all your readers
A mess that is hard to decrypt
To post the unsellable skit
And then Bump once it falls of the page
Then ignore all the negative feedback
And respond with some insults & rage
This is my sketch
It's six pages long
the dialogues confusing
The punchlines not strong
But what do they know
Those folks in their Clique
My friends down the Pub think I'm great
So I don't need Critique.
And I know they may want me to go
But I've nothing to lose
And If I get banned by the Mods
A new sign in I'll use
And the world may still give me some grief
But this sketch was for Comic relief
And I'll strive with my last ounce of courage
To Tell ---- the ungettable Jooooooooooooooke
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ March 16 2011, 4:15 PM GMTThe title Reminds me of that old Andy Williams song
"To the tune of the impossible dream"
To write the ungettable joke
To Pen the unreadable script
Annoy & dumfound all your readers
A mess that is hard to decrypt
To post the unsellable skit
And then Bump once it falls of the page
Then ignore all the negative feedback
And respond with some insults & rage
This is my sketch
It's six pages long
the dialogues confusing
The punchlines not strong
But what do they know
Those folks in their Clique
My friends down the Pub think I'm great
So I don't need Critique.And I know they may want me to go
But I've nothing to lose
And If I get banned by the Mods
A new sign in I'll useAnd the world may still give me some grief
But this sketch was for Comic relief
And I'll strive with my last ounce of courage
To Tell ---- the ungettable Jooooooooooooooke
I'm sulking, Sunshine you never make this much of an effort when I write unfunny shite.
The video is about as funny as martyrdom video featuring puppies and orphan
Albert your funny voice is a poor alternative to herpes
"Writes song for Sooty
Thanks Sunshine in fairness I mainly write dirges for the British Tragedy Guide.
Mr. Sunshine, nice lyrics. Glad you were inspired to compose.
Sootyj, didn't know we were so mean on this page, but thanks for the input just the same. Must be the herpes that makes you cruel. Hope you find a better alternative.
Albert
Oh I dunno look at it as an intervention
Besides that video cost me 5 minutes out of my life that I will never see again.
If you have another spare 5 minutes to waste. Try one of the previous episodes. There are 4 total. After all, watching a bad video or throwing darts, either way you will never see those 5 minutes again.
Maybe one of the videos will be so bad it is good.
Quote: sootyj @ March 16 2011, 7:14 PM GMTI'm sulking, Sunshine you never make this much of an effort when I write unfunny shite.
The video is about as funny as martyrdom video featuring puppies and orphan
Albert your funny voice is a poor alternative to herpes
Funny -- you could be Don Rickles if you had his looks.
Albert Gleegle would need to leave Fresno if he wants an end to his crystal meth addiction. That place is a one joke town and it's an ungettable joke at that. Albert, your face is as rubbery as Jim Carrey's. You must be on the crystal meth bigtime.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ March 20 2011, 4:36 AM GMTAlbert Gleegle would need to leave Fresno if he wants an end to his crystal meth addiction. That place is a one joke town and it's an ungettable joke at that. Albert, your face is as rubbery as Jim Carrey's. You must be on the crystal meth bigtime.
To get the ungettable requires isolation -- Fresno serves well for that purpose. Perhaps you prefer to copy the same old blather that comes out everywhere else. I think Albert prefers Dos Equis -- stay thirsty my friend.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ March 16 2011, 4:15 PM GMTThe title Reminds me of that old Andy Williams song
"To the tune of the impossible dream"
To write the ungettable joke
To Pen the unreadable script
Annoy & dumfound all your readers
A mess that is hard to decrypt
To post the unsellable skit
And then Bump once it falls of the page
Then ignore all the negative feedback
And respond with some insults & rage
This is my sketch
It's six pages long
the dialogues confusing
The punchlines not strong
But what do they know
Those folks in their Clique
My friends down the Pub think I'm great
So I don't need Critique.And I know they may want me to go
But I've nothing to lose
And If I get banned by the Mods
A new sign in I'll useAnd the world may still give me some grief
But this sketch was for Comic relief
And I'll strive with my last ounce of courage
To Tell ---- the ungettable Jooooooooooooooke
You are a true artiste Sunshine -- or is it Don Quixote? Anyway, I'm impressed, and laughing -thanks
UJ (ungettable joke) Authors. Are you Albert Gleegle in disguise? Or are you his right hand man at this ungettable joke malarkey? Colombo would have his work cut out with this mystery. UJ, just one more thing... No, it doesn't matter.
Nigel,
Fresno has some drawbacks but home is home. I have never been tempted by either crystal meth or its like. Finally, although I have great respect for the authors of "The Ungettable Joke", UJAuthourS is neither me nor I him. I work at the Mid-Southwestern North American Joke Research Institute. Surely you can't tell me you haven't heard of that!
It sounds like a fun place to work. Any vacancies at it Albert? I can make coffee and type. Well done for being a good sport and good luck.
Nigel,
A new video has been released in which Albert is confronted by an Irishman about his use of crystal meth. You may want to give it a look.