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Are you suggesting Zooo does sex things with the bear?
I have just taken doggie out for nice walk across playing fields in the lovely evening sunshine.
Quote: zooo @ April 5 2011, 7:30 PM BSTWell, they're hardly doing it to be arseholes. It's just nature, innit.
Because they're big beasts who were stupidly introduced to Britain, the result being the decimation of our small, red ones. People don't like them because of that, they've overran our squirrels, which are now dying out.
Well, hate the people that introduced the grey squirrels then, but not the squirrels themselves. Is silly!
Quote: bigfella @ April 5 2011, 7:50 PM BSTAre you suggesting Zooo does sex things with the bear?
I do hope not!
Quote: zooo @ April 5 2011, 7:54 PM BSTWell, hate the people that introduced the grey squirrels then, but not the squirrels themselves. Is silly!
I'm not sure about 'hate', but the less of them there are, the better it will be for our natural squirrels.
Racist.
Honkey.
Cracker.
D'oh!
Ahh Ben is back.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ April 5 2011, 7:51 PM BSTBecause they're big beasts who were stupidly introduced to Britain, the result being the decimation of our small, red ones. People don't like them because of that, they've overran our squirrels, which are now dying out.
I think the grey have a virus that is lethal to british reds, I feed my cheeky grey, he is fun running on the fence with handfull of maccy' chips!
So, cat poo...? How do I stop this appearing in my garden?
Either stop eating cats or use a toilet like a normal person.
I have a neighbour who comes over all Basil Fawlty at the sight of a squirrel. It doesn't matter what colour the bugger is. As far as he is concerned they are the enemy and all methods are legitimate in their destruction. For those of you familiar with Jasper Carrot's Mole sketch, this is what is going on next door to Riley Towers. But my neigbour is a good deal less sane in treatment of the squirrels than Mr Carrot was towards his mole.
Traps are set. Hides are constructed from which to watch. Fortunately no evidence of shotguns, either wielded by the neighbour or the squirrels, has been detected yet. But at any time of day the neighbour is ready to rush in and grab the trap when a squirrel has been caught. The squirrel then gets a speed limit defying ride in a fast car to the nearest woodland where it is reluctantly released.
This happens every year. I think the squirrels catch the bus back from the woods and lurk in his garden just to annoy him.
Oh, nice traps. Phew!
Quote: Nil Putters @ April 5 2011, 8:56 PM BSTSo, cat poo...? How do I stop this appearing in my garden?
Didn't someone else have this problem recently?
There is stuff you can buy at garden centres to put cats off your garden (which doesn't harm them). I'd try that.