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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 4 2011, 6:42 PM BST

Have had a LOT of breaks. Laughing out loud. I have done about 10,000 out of 15,000 words first draft wise though.

That's it pretty much done! kick back and have a cuppa

You could make a career as a reverse motivator Gav

I want to be a millionaire Gav.

How much you made now?

£10

That's it pretty much done!Kick back and have a cuppa!

Quote: bigfella @ April 4 2011, 7:53 PM BST

You could make a career as a reverse motivator Gav

I want to be a millionaire Gav.

How much you made now?

£10

That's it pretty much done!Kick back and have a cuppa!

Gotta start somewhere. £10 is a good start!

11,000!

Quote: Corey O'Graffor @ April 4 2011, 6:21 PM BST

Could someone ban this guy please, https://www.comedy.co.uk/profile/aaron/. From the online members it appears he has multiple accounts.

He who makes the rules, can break the rules.

:D :O Laughing out loud Cool

Chip's off for his lunch. If he has time he might also get some fat balls. The birds love 'em.

Quote: chipolata @ April 5 2011, 12:20 PM BST

Chip's off for his lunch. If he has time he might also get some fat balls. The birds love 'em.

I never thought I'd say this, but tell me more about your balls please Chip.

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ April 5 2011, 12:33 PM BST

I never thought I'd say this, but tell me more about your balls please Chip.

They didn't have any so I got a Bill Oddie Bird Cake instead. Although I have a feeling it'll be too heavy for the branch I want to dangle it from.

Quote: Griff @ April 5 2011, 3:13 PM BST

You'll have rats soon. Mark my words.

*adds Griff's name to list of BCGers with an ensmallened soul*

When I looked at my hotel booking I was sad because I have been given a single, but now I am pleased because I released it's an executive room. I love complimentary shit.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ April 5 2011, 3:58 PM BST

I love complimentary shit.

I usually provide my own.

Quote: chipolata @ April 5 2011, 3:07 PM BST

They didn't have any so I got a Bill Oddie Bird Cake instead. Although I have a feeling it'll be too heavy for the branch I want to dangle it from.

Bloody squirrels eat everything we put out for birds. Angry

Why don't you want to feed squirrels?

To quote Sex and the City

"They're rats in nice coats."

Quote: zooo @ April 5 2011, 5:18 PM BST

Why don't you want to feed squirrels?

They're evil.

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