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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ March 31 2011, 10:55 PM BST

But you never really went, clearly.

Coincidence, young lady. Cool

Attempting to take the pain out of Margery Kempe quotes. I found a copy online, and am just copy and pasting the bits I've marked in my book, but boy is she boring.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 1 2011, 10:08 AM BST

Attempting to take the pain out of Margery Kempe quotes. I found a copy online, and am just copy and pasting the bits I've marked in my book, but boy is she boring.

Laughing out loud Is that the name of Essay? 'Boy is she boring'

More like "Boy, is she mental".

Mind you, all things considered, it is April Fool's day. Lots of merry pranks and suchlike I expect.

Rob H has an interview for a new job today. Rob H doesn't like interviews. No sirree, not one bit. Surely there must be a less painful way of testing how good I am at lying?

Quote: Rob H @ April 1 2011, 10:32 AM BST

Rob H has an interview for a new job today. Rob H doesn't like interviews. No sirree, not one bit. Surely there must be a less painful way of testing how good I am at lying?

Good luck mate!!

Quote: Marc P @ April 1 2011, 10:32 AM BST

Mind you, all things considered, it is April Fool's day. Lots of merry pranks and suchlike I expect.

My mum's meant to be discharged today. She'll be so mad if it's a joke!

Quote: Rob H @ April 1 2011, 10:32 AM BST

Rob H has an interview for a new job today. Rob H doesn't like interviews. No sirree, not one bit. Surely there must be a less painful way of testing how good I am at lying?

Just remember, plenty of eye contact and don't get your cock out. I've learnt from my mistakes.

Cock contact and take their eye out. Roger that.

Cheers Gav!

*waves*

Quote: Rob H @ April 1 2011, 10:46 AM BST

Cock contact and take their eye out. Roger that.

Cheers Gav!

*waves*

No, no, no - take their cock out and punch them in the face.

And good luck.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 1 2011, 10:52 AM BST

No, no, no - take their cock out and punch them in the face.

And good luck.

I was going to make a rude jooooke. But then you might all implode.

Good luck, H. Is it a teaching job? Or are you hoping to change direction?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 1 2011, 11:04 AM BST

I was going to make a rude jooooke. But then you might all implode.

Robyn, I think we'll take that chance. Carry on...

Quote: Rob H @ April 1 2011, 10:46 AM BST

Roger that.

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