I read the news today oh boy! Page 354

Oh sorry, maybe it was on a different thread.

Quote: Kenneth @ March 31 2011, 1:12 PM BST

I'm tempted to draw a moustache on my dog now.

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Do it!

Heil

I mean Heel

Looks like the Japanese may be planning to entomb their reactor(s) in concrete a la Chernobyl:

http://chronicle.augusta.com/latest-news/2011-03-31/srs-concrete-pump-heading-japan-nuclear-site

Quote: DaButt @ April 1 2011, 1:21 AM BST

Looks like the Japanese may be planning to entomb their reactor(s) in concrete a la Chernobyl:

http://chronicle.augusta.com/latest-news/2011-03-31/srs-concrete-pump-heading-japan-nuclear-site

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I guess in about a 1000 years, most of the Earth will be covered by such concrete domes.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ April 1 2011, 9:46 AM BST

I just read that the BBC plans, in the next few years, to turn BBC 4 into a kids channel (BBC4Kids) and start a new channel, BBC 5, for'old people'; with programming aimed at that demographic, including early showings of Countryfile. So basically, BBC 4 will no longer exist and all that great programming will cease as it is over taken by a kids channel, which already exists anyway (CBBC Channel) and a condescending 'elderly'channel. This is more than a little annoying.

(Actually I hope it's an April Fools joke)

(I bet it is and I now look a right tit)

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Yes.

And yes.

Unless you're really looking forward to 'Parkinson's Disease', hosted by Michael Parkinson. About diseases.

Gah. I just checked. It was a joke. F**k you Dan's Media Guide! F**k you to shit and back!!

bbc4 is wonderful the problem is no one watches it statistically

They could spend it's budget on giving its few viewers tickets to theatre, art galleries etc

Quote: Matthew Stott @ April 1 2011, 9:48 AM BST

Gah. I just checked. It was a joke. F**k you Dan's Media Guide! F**k you to shit and back!!

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It's okay Matt, it's Friday. Nobody's going to read any of this. Or take the piss or anything. That just won't happen. Absolutely not.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ April 1 2011, 9:46 AM BST

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Despite the date, you're fooling no-one with this edit...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12942417

internet killed the porno star

He certainly made the most of a rotten lot, the Sport had a sort of idiot but genuine chrm, till it just nose dived.

David Sullivan was excrement in a human skin casing.