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Quote: David Bussell @ March 30 2011, 10:13 AM BSTI believe we were quoting the movie Scum. Sooty was about to say "This f**kin' tool!" and hit me in the head with a sock full of pool balls.
I believe the correct weapon for the aforementioned scene is a short length of pipe and he would give you a sound thrashing first then brandish it in your beaten face whilst quoting that immortal line.
Carlin: Where's ya tool?
Baldy: What f**kin' tool?
Carlin: This f**kin' tool!
[Carlin slips bar out of his sleeve and hits Baldy with it]
You're both quite right, I'm mixing up my scenes. Clearly I deserve a beat down.
I Googled it, had no clear recollection if I am honest!
Sootyj modestly acknowledges once again he is, indeed the daddy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16Pth6cyGg0
I'm saying no more
(Check out Danny John Jules loitering at the entrance)
Quote: sootyj @ March 30 2011, 10:44 AM BSTSootyj modestly acknowledges once again he is, indeed the daddy.
No dolly mixtures here!
I believe that's between you Ms Dolly Dagger and a DNA test.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/booksblog/2011/mar/30/jacqueline-howett-bad-review
The Graun is rather po-faced about it. Perhaps because the moment has rather passed. Just like Ms Howett's career.
I didernt see anyfing rong wiv it. Wen's her necxk book owt ?
Quote: Neillg @ March 30 2011, 2:39 PM BSTI didernt see anyfing rong wiv it. Wen's her necxk book owt ?
F*ck off.
(def keeps fingers crossed that neillg gets joke)
