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Whistle noisily

Has anyone else noticed that only ugly babies scream on the bus?

The cute ones always seem to be asleep.

Quote: AngieBaby @ March 29 2011, 12:22 PM BST

Has anyone else noticed that only ugly babies scream on the bus?

The cute ones always seem to be asleep.

No. All babies are spud headed little gremlins. The quiet ones are just less irritating.

Anyone else get ichy palms?

Quote: bigfella @ March 29 2011, 2:32 PM BST

Anyone else get ichy palms?

I've never even seen it. Is it on Sky Atlantic?

Had a lovely day shopping and getting my hair cut.

Now if I can make it home before the school kids take over the bus it will have been perfect.

Quote: AngieBaby @ March 29 2011, 3:45 PM BST

Had a lovely day shopping and getting my hair cut.

Now if I can make it home before the school kids take over the bus it will have been perfect.

Sounds like the story line to an urban 'Speed'.

Off to London for two nights :'( DON'T WANT.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ March 29 2011, 3:48 PM BST

Off to London for two nights :'( DON'T WANT.

What's wrong with that grumpy pants?

'Cause I've got no money so I'm just going down to work from the office in the day and then sit in the hotel on my own on the night. It's super lonely-making.

Yeah! London's brill!

Not when you have no money and nothing to do!

Why not do what the average Londoner with no cash does. Go out and mug someone.

Actually seeing London for free can be an adventure in it's self.

Open mike comedy, writers groups, open mike music loads of stuff.

That or you could mug some one, but Londoners tend to be quite feral so go for a tourist.

My blOg got over a thousand hits this month! Isn't that nice :)

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