Here's a few of mine:
1. Spiders. A cliche, but big ones make me anxious.
2. Being beaten up by pre-buscent thugs. It's bad enough being mugged, but you at least want your attackers to have a pubic hair between them.
3. Charley's rabidly right-wing views on the military.
4. Being made to read all of Frankie Rage's posts (or even one).
5. The second series of Jam and Jerusalem. Surely we've suffered enough.