Oh yeah its paedophile my bad!
Wow thanks a lot Gerry, that's really nice of you 
I hope people realise that most of the things I put up would be relying about 80% on the actual delivery. Its actually really hard to write down how I would say the jokes for comic effect..
What you need is a hook. Something that makes you stand out. Look unique. Like nothing that's ever gone before......
That's why I'll be playing the fat Northerner card if I ever get round to giving stand up a go. I'm sure it hasn't been tried yet.
Literally a hook? A rusty one? Interesting
Quote: sean knight @ March 24 2011, 5:29 PM GMTThat's why I'll be playing the fat Northerner card if I ever get round to giving stand up a go. I'm sure it hasn't been tried yet.
Hey, that's my thing!
Damn, you beat me to it.
I definitely invented it. Peter Kay and Johnny Vegal both pay me royalties.
I think it depends on what sort of stand up you want to be really. If you want the audience to be on your side then the word 'retard' probably isn't the way to go. If you wanna go out all guns blazing then all power to your elbow - check out some Bill Hicks footage.