Quote: Matthew Stott @ March 23 2011, 10:28 PM GMTI model myself on Jesus
*fetches hammer and nails from garage*
What's wrong with the BCG? Page 3
Quote: chipolata @ March 23 2011, 10:30 PM GMT*fetches hammer and nails from garage*
*Turns on his Jesus powers and turns Chip into a pillar of salt. Does his Jesus dance and strolls off in awesome manner. Whilst stroking beard.*
Quote: Matthew Stott @ March 23 2011, 10:33 PM GMT*Turns on his Jesus powers and turns Chip into a pillar of salt. Does his Jesus dance and strolls off in awesome manner. Whilst stroking beard.*
*chuckles to self as Stott escapes into sad Brazil-like fantasy while dangling from cross*
Quote: chipolata @ March 23 2011, 10:36 PM GMT*chuckles to self as Stott escapes into sad Brazil-like fantasy while dangling from cross*
*Comes out of delusions for long enough to find Chip reaching towards his loin cloth, Chip quickly picks up a magazine and pretends he's reading it, even though it's clearly upside down. Stott knows what is going to happen, and quickly slips back into his dream state; Chip smiles, eyes on Stott's loin cloth bulge, tonight was going to be 'off the hook.'*
*Basically, Chip rapes dead Jesus Stott's corpse. Whilst his cat watches.*
*These sort blasphemous, sexual exchanges are what's wrong with the BCG.*
That's a f**king weird sexual fantasy, Stott.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ March 23 2011, 10:47 PM GMTThat's a f**king weird sexual fantasy, Stott.
ahh Nat, I was enjoying that.
Filth.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ March 23 2011, 10:52 PM GMTFilth.
You're the one who imagined it.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ March 23 2011, 10:28 PM GMTWomen who hate beards basically want to make out with a silk skinned lady, but won't admit it. Admit it!
Yeah, you tell yourself that, Beardy!
Just in case I don't have any Internet access tomorrow I'll go ahead and complain in advance about the cold weather in Boston. It's 86F/30C here and it looks like it's supposed to snow tomorrow in Boston. The warmest it'll get during my 5 days in Beantown will be 41F/5C. I don't even own a jacket. 
I think I might have something wrong with my penis. If I rub it for a continued period of time a white milky discharge seems to shoot out of the tip.
...did I really just write that? Thank heavens I am on some heavy duty meds and can therefore pretend to hide behind their effects!
Def.
Quote: Deferenz @ March 24 2011, 4:02 PM GMTI think I might have something wrong with my penis. If I rub it for a continued period of time a white milky discharge seems to shoot out of the tip.
...did I really just write that? Thank heavens I am on some heavy duty meds and can therefore pretend to hide behind their effects!
Def.
Your username would seem to indicate an intimate knowledge of the mechanics of your willy.
You should change your name to Vas Deferenz. 
Quote: DaButt @ March 24 2011, 4:05 PM GMTYour username would seem to indicate an intimate knowledge of the mechanics of your willy.
Quote: Corey O'Graffor @ March 24 2011, 4:07 PM GMTYou should change your name to Vas Deferenz.
My screen name used to be Vas Deferenz many years ago, and then I got to thinking that 'Vas' was so last gen, so I dropped it.
Def.
I have a fever and my skin and bones and fingernails hurt.