British Comedy Guide

What's wrong with the BCG?

By which I mean, are you unwell?

Lumps, bumps, allergies, terminal flatulence.

Be it amusing or tragic or tragically amusing.

Come share your woes you "sick" f**ks.

Sootyj has got turbo hayfever. 10 years hayfever free and he wakes up this morning with eyes like the atomic, red piss holes in the snow, the Hulk would probably leave.

And a nose literally entirely blocked (fortunately years of talking out of his arse made it easy enough to breath out of it).

And when will people recognise the terrible damage caused by Man Flu (and it's recently discovered more serious mutant offspring Man AIDS)

I'm fine.

Me too. And it goes against my stiff upper lip principals to moan about it even if I wasn't.

Hayfever is for the weak.

The BCG is an empathy desert

I've got a bad case of Biggus Dickus which apparently is untreatable :)

There are people on here who seem to be 'ill' or 'in pain' every week!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ March 23 2011, 2:57 PM GMT

There are people on here who seem to be 'ill' or 'in pain' every week!

I hate them. I really do.

I woke up with a hurty neck, but it was fine after 10 minutes.

That's all I can think of, I'm afraid.

Bit of back pain here and there. It's the curse of the tall though, we suffer with our backs then die young.

Can't complain.

Quote: David Bussell @ March 23 2011, 3:16 PM GMT

Bit of back pain here and there. It's the curse of the tall though, we suffer with our backs then die young.

Adequate compensation for looking down on all of us?

nb is it possible to sneeze your way into a heartattack? or if you don't sneeze do you risk exploding?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ March 23 2011, 3:18 PM GMT

Can't complain.

Cat AIDS in remission?

I seem to have developed arthritis in one finger on my right hand. A lifetime of painful handshakes awaits.

time to practise off hand cock punching before they can reach fot a shake

I'm suffering from a violent attack of rage at the moment.

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