British Comedy Guide

Euro 2012 qualifier

Probably been done before and more elegantly but I was bored.

GRAMS Match of the Day theme

Commentator:

And you join us as England are starting to hit their stride. Lovely passage of play. Incredible teamwork. Some good passing going on... And its Terry. Terry taking it on now... Terry passes to Ferdinand. Bit scrappy but Ferdinand looks comfortable. ..Going forward... But he appears to be limping slightly... Ferdinand needs to pass... And he does so... Misses out Gerard... Straight to Lampard... Oh, good man. Really taking things on... working hard. But he's not going to go the distance and now its Cole. The pace is really hotting up now. Its difficult to keep track of where we are... Cole now passes to Barry... So many players getting a look in. And Terry, Terry is back in the mix. And as we prepare to kick off in this Euro 2012 qualifer, finally the captain's armband is back with John Terry.

Nice little ending, I liked it.

I thought it was going to be a girl at a roast!

Nice little sketch.

Quote: Corey O'Graffor @ March 22 2011, 12:44 PM GMT

I thought it was going to be a girl at a roast!

Nice little sketch.

Hadn't occurred to me. Too much clean living!

Thanks guys

Very nice, could easily imagine this on Radio 4's "Look Away Now".

Although the story is very well known somehow I didn't see the punch coming until very near the end so you must be doing something right. Thumbs up from me. Only thought is maybe it needs to be a little bit shorter.

Cheers all. Brilliant to get such positive feedback. If only I could get it on Look Away Now...

Quote: Corey O'Graffor @ March 22 2011, 12:44 PM GMT

I thought it was going to be a girl at a roast!

Laughing out loud

Good skecth too.

Lovely idea. As said, could just do with being a bit shorter. Something as simple as:

F/X: FOOTBALL MATCH ATMOS

England looking for options. And its Terry. Terry taking it on ... Terry to Ferdinand. Ferdinand to Gerrard. Now on to Lampard... Back to Ferdinand... Gerrard again. To Ferdinand, and now John Terry once more... so as Fabio Capello finally decides who should wear the captain's armband, the referee starts the match...

F/X: WHISTLE

That could easily play on Look Away Now. Trouble is, it's not on! Send to Newsrevue. Pronto!

Quote: RJ @ March 22 2011, 9:43 PM GMT

Lovely idea. As said, could just do with being a bit shorter. Something as simple as:

F/X: FOOTBALL MATCH ATMOS

England looking for options. And its Terry. Terry taking it on ... Terry to Ferdinand. Ferdinand to Gerrard. Now on to Lampard... Back to Ferdinand... Gerrard again. To Ferdinand, and now John Terry once more... so as Fabio Capello finally decides who should wear the captain's armband, the referee starts the match...

F/X: WHISTLE

That could easily play on Look Away Now. Trouble is, it's not on! Send to Newsrevue. Pronto!

Thanks RJ. I have sent it to Ben. I'll send him the testimonials as well.

Glad I found this little gem and brought it back to the fore ahead of the Ghana game tonight.

I thought I saw this coming, somehow, but didnt see the armband payoff.

Of course, it was topical when written.

ev

Gee thanks evertsen. I thought about updating it for today as surprise, surprise England have yet another captain but contented myself with having a go at Fabio instead.

Nice sketch
didn't see it coming either.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ March 29 2011, 7:00 PM BST

Nice sketch
didn't see it coming either.

High praise coming from Mister Sunshine. I thank you.

I have got another Fabio skit roaming around on a much less obviously named thread for the footie minded.

Very funny. I really liked this one :D

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