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It's just quite funny because Kerouac clearly loved Cassady just a bit, and got hyper-defensive. Or something.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ March 22 2011, 2:03 PM GMT

*Checks out the arse on that*

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Quote: Matthew Stott @ March 22 2011, 2:03 PM GMT

*Checks out the arse on that*

By coincidence, I have got a great arse.

I have. Honest. Better than my face.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ March 22 2011, 2:41 PM GMT

I have. Honest. Better than my face.

The silence of the dweebs indicates otherwise.

Quote: Gavin @ March 22 2011, 2:44 PM GMT

The silence of the dweebs indicates otherwise.

Damn. So, okay, what will it take? A sexy photo? Of my luvvly bum?

Quote: john lucas 101 @ March 22 2011, 2:47 PM GMT

Damn. So, okay, what will it take? A sexy photo? Of my luvvly bum?

I don't think that would be wise. Send them to Chips he likes looking a flesh. ;)

Quote: Gavin @ March 22 2011, 2:48 PM GMT

I don't think that would be wise. Send them to Chips he likes looking a flesh. ;)

He's disturbed enough. etc.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ March 22 2011, 2:55 PM GMT

He's disturbed enough. etc.

Disturbed like a fox. Cool

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ March 21 2011, 6:11 PM GMT

A bum at some traffic lights just won all of my spare change with this quick set:

HIM: Hey buddy, you know what Jeffrey Dahmer said to Lorena Bobbitt?

ME: Um, no.

HIM: "You gonna eat that?"

ME: Nice.

HIM: Sad news, actually. She died last week.

ME: Really?

HIM: Yeah. Car wreck. Some dick cut her off.

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1,400 words is a few for a day, right?:(

You mean is that enough for a day? Definitely.

Why does my strawberry and vanilla ice cream milkshake (that I made) taste like bananas?

I have so much to dooooo. I don't know if this essay really has enough material for 4,500 words in total, but we'll see. :(
1,400 doesn't seem like much considering it's literally word-vomit, totally un-edited.

Quote: zooo @ March 22 2011, 3:25 PM GMT


Why does my strawberry and vanilla ice cream milkshake (that I made) taste like bananas?

Because you made banana?

If you feel out of words and uninspired then might be best to leave it for today?

Quote: Gavin @ March 22 2011, 3:31 PM GMT

Because you made banana?

Even I can't mistake a strawberry for a banana.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ March 22 2011, 3:26 PM GMT

I have so much to dooooo. I don't know if this essay really has enough material for 4,500 words in total, but we'll see. :(
1,400 doesn't seem like much considering it's literally word-vomit, totally un-edited.

I'd think 1,400 was plenty.

Quote: zooo @ March 22 2011, 3:32 PM GMT

Even I can't mistake a strawberry for a banana.

Imagine me making a witty come back to that.

I can't think of one at the moment. I'll come back to it.

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