This time next week it'll be British Summer Time. And still light. Address all complaints to The Bastard Bigfella. 
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A little harsh.
Quote: Marc P @ March 20 2011, 2:47 PM GMTWhat was the Woody Allen film?
Take the children and run
Hannah & her daughters
A midsummer's underage sex comedy
Robyn's mother says that Robyn won't be able to alter a dress how she wants to. Robyn really hope she can prove her mum wrong.
You'll do it! You WILL.
I dunno if I will. Sheer willpower tells me I could.
Go go gadget alterator!!
My Mum used to try that reversal trick on me. You'll never be able to lose weight..........I showed them for a good number of years that they were right!
Matthew shot six sketches today with Bussell and Chopz. We is fast.
Chip can smell aniseed.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ March 20 2011, 9:31 PM GMTMatthew shot six sketches today with Bussell and Chopz. We is fast.
Or are the sketches just very short?
Quote: chipolata @ March 20 2011, 10:10 PM GMTChip can smell aniseed.
Stop sniffing it then.
Chip thinks it might be time to retire the Big Coat today. He was too hot coming in.
Have just complained about a writing competition. Non sequitors anon. Continuity obviously counts for nothing. Merely insert random events, fail to include stage directions, and have cross over dialogue between four characters and two separate conversations which has no internal logic.
Not that I'm bitter.