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Quote: keewik @ March 19 2011, 9:18 PM GMT

... when you're left looking after somebody's pet while they go on hol and it dies on you? I've heard of somebody who stored their neighbour's hamster in the freezer till the neighbour returned. Didn't go down well. My mother-in-law told her neighbours their budgie was buried in our garden when she'd dumped it in the bin. What would you do?

If they value/love the pet sufficiently to get someone to look after it, rather than putting it in an over-priced boarding kennel, they would probably appreciate a call/email informing them of its demise. With some animals (such as wasps, frogs, fish, terrapins, birds, hamsters, foxes and goats), you can get lookalike replacement pets so that they won't know the difference. Hamsters have pretty short lifespans, so one of them croaking is nothing to worry about. I'm sure a few sitcoms have used the "person entrusted to looked after beloved pet lets it escape/die so finds a lookalike pet" plot.

Quote: Kenneth @ March 20 2011, 10:38 AM GMT

wasps

Laughing out loud

Foxes and goats!?

I've been stung so often by these European bastard wasps that I'm nearing immunity. They don't really make great pets, but they are quiet and friendly until you try to handle them too much. Unlike bees, they can keep stinging.

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Photos of pet goats later, after rainy days have passed.

If I had an insect pet it would be a bumble bee. They are so cute! And furry.

WE get enormous bumble bees coming into our conservatory all the time in the summer for some reason. Must be on their flight path or somesuch!

Bumblebees are the labradors of the insect world. Big, dumb and lovable.

Quote: Marc P @ March 20 2011, 12:02 PM GMT

WE get enormous bumble bees coming into our conservatory all the time in the summer for some reason. Must be on their flight path or somesuch!

>_<

Quote: zooo @ March 20 2011, 12:00 PM GMT

If I had an insect pet it would be a bumble bee. They are so cute! And furry.

Bees tend not to cope well if isolated from the hive. A little nest of paper wasps is much easier, although care should be taken not to anger them.

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We do too Marc but with us it's the front room window.

I discovered their hive is under the garage and the window is in a direct line with that.

Poor bees don't have much going on inside

1, GOTO HIVE
2, IF HIVE: END
3, NOT HIVE: GOTO 1
4, END

Quote: Marc P @ March 20 2011, 12:02 PM GMT

WE get enormous bumble bees coming into our conservatory all the time in the summer for some reason. Must be on their flight path or somesuch! They wear stripy jumpers, eye masks and carry bags marked swag. One stole my guitar I waved my scotch at him cheerily

Ae you sure they're bumble bees?

Quote: sootyj @ March 20 2011, 12:10 PM GMT

Ae you sure they're bumble bees?

Oh...now you come to mention it! :D

Wasps are a bit evil.

I've seen a few bumble bes recently. A couple of fecking HUGE ones.

Quote: zooo @ March 20 2011, 12:14 PM GMT

Wasps are a bit evil.

I've seen a few bumble bes recently. A couple of fecking HUGE ones.

If its a queen bee don't let it settle on you or the swarm will follow :(

Did you linger?

Quote: zooo @ March 20 2011, 12:14 PM GMT

Wasps are a bit evil.

Racist.

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