UJAuthorS
Sunday 20th March 2011 4:53am
3 posts
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ March 20 2011, 4:36 AM GMT
Albert Gleegle would need to leave Fresno if he wants an end to his crystal meth addiction. That place is a one joke town and it's an ungettable joke at that. Albert, your face is as rubbery as Jim Carrey's. You must be on the crystal meth bigtime.
To get the ungettable requires isolation -- Fresno serves well for that purpose. Perhaps you prefer to copy the same old blather that comes out everywhere else. I think Albert prefers Dos Equis -- stay thirsty my friend.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ March 16 2011, 4:15 PM GMT
The title Reminds me of that old Andy Williams song
"To the tune of the impossible dream"
To write the ungettable joke
To Pen the unreadable script
Annoy & dumfound all your readers
A mess that is hard to decrypt
To post the unsellable skit
And then Bump once it falls of the page
Then ignore all the negative feedback
And respond with some insults & rage
This is my sketch
It's six pages long
the dialogues confusing
The punchlines not strong
But what do they know
Those folks in their Clique
My friends down the Pub think I'm great
So I don't need Critique.
And I know they may want me to go
But I've nothing to lose
And If I get banned by the Mods
A new sign in I'll use
And the world may still give me some grief
But this sketch was for Comic relief
And I'll strive with my last ounce of courage
To Tell ---- the ungettable Jooooooooooooooke
You are a true artiste Sunshine -- or is it Don Quixote? Anyway, I'm impressed, and laughing -thanks