Fawlty Towers script written today:
Dear Mr Fawlty,
Our readers sift through the first 10 pages of all scripts that we recieve and if they don't see promise, they give it no further consideration. Unfortunately, yours falls into this category. So just F**K OFF and leave us alone, you untalented hack.
Yours sincerely,
Some nobody on minimum wage who reads 10,000 'first 10 pages' a day and wants to paper cut his wrists
P.s Check out our latest future classic, 'Coming of Age' - it's the 'next big thing' according to readers of ZOO magazine and those people on YouTube who leave comments like 'DIS IS LYK MASIVVLY FUNI! ROFLCOPTOR!!!!!!'
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Rant over.