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I baked some kooper trooper cookies but an Italian plumber jumped on them

On the train now. Wideboys in suits are by the door drinking bottle lager and braying with laughter. "HA-HA-HA!" they roar again and again.

Quote: chipolata @ March 16 2011, 5:39 PM GMT

Chip just pretended to be talking on his phone to avoid giving money to two Comic Relief people with buckets.

I do that to avoid Chuggers all the time.

Quote: EllieJP @ March 16 2011, 9:16 PM GMT

I do that to avoid Chuggers all the time.

Quite right, he'll just nick your jokes and put them on twitter!

Quote: EllieJP @ March 16 2011, 9:16 PM GMT

I do that to avoid Chuggers all the time.

Next time I'll pretend I'm talking to you, Ellie. "Lock the cats in the spare room and break out the poppers, Chip's coming home!"

Quote: Marc P @ March 16 2011, 9:30 PM GMT

Quite right, he'll just nick your jokes and put them on twitter!

:D

Quote: chipolata @ March 16 2011, 9:40 PM GMT

Next time I'll pretend I'm talking to you, Ellie. "Lock the cats in the spare room and break out the poppers, Chip's coming home!"

Laughing out loud

Had an awesome gig tonight! Went dead well!

Quote: chipolata @ March 16 2011, 5:39 PM GMT

Chip just pretended to be talking on his phone to avoid giving money to two Comic Relief people with buckets.

I do that too :(

Quote: Nat Wicks @ March 16 2011, 10:34 PM GMT

Had an awesome gig tonight! Went dead well!

Nice one Nat.

Just gave a pound to 2 young girls collecting for Comic Relief in a well dodgy council estate.

Where are their parents eh? Eh?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ March 16 2011, 10:34 PM GMT

Had an awesome gig tonight! Went dead well!

I do that too :(

Good stuff on both counts.

Give too real charities doing the not so well known work

(Sootyj founder of "Boats for Stoats" the only UK charity obtaining boats for stoats who don't have them, which is frankly all of them)

had a night off and drunk to much. bleaugh.

Active Threads is a big totem pole of failure right now.

Very tired.

Ellie is feeling upset after watching Comic Relief... not very funny is it? :(

Quote: EllieJP @ March 18 2011, 10:56 PM GMT

Ellie is feeling upset after giving Comics Relief... not very funny is it? :(

But in all honesty it sucks donkey balls

Quote: EllieJP @ March 18 2011, 10:56 PM GMT

Ellie is feeling upset after watching Comic Relief... not very funny is it? :(

The bits with Africa in aren't meant to be funny. ;)

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