Enough's enough...

You know the phrase "Laughter is the best medicine"? I really need a dose from my BCG chums right now coz basically, I'm an arse. I was going to go to the Critique thread but thought better of it.

Things aren't a great deal better with me than when I signed off (and could get a great deal more difficult over the next fortnight) but hey, let's have some fun while I try to figure out a way to avoid continually living a 'pear-shaped' existence.

Even if you work in an antique shop please tell me 'what's new?'

Well I was going to donate to the Japanese Tsunami Relief fund but I was watching the news and saw the size of those yachts on some guys drive and I thought... naaa!

And if that won't cheer someone up, nothing will!

I was going to post the video of the Aussie schoolkid chucking a bully around, but that's quite specialist too...

Quote: zooo @ March 18 2011, 2:47 PM GMT

And if that won't cheer someone up, nothing will!

I was going to post the video of the Aussie schoolkid chucking a bully around, but that's quite specialist too...

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Do post!

Quote: Tuumble @ March 18 2011, 2:24 PM GMT

You know the phrase "Wanking is the best medicine"? I really need a dose from my BCG chums right now coz basically, I'm an arse. I was going to go to the Critique thread but thought better of it. Nothing gets me going there, unlike photos of women falling over into puddles.

Things aren't a great deal better with men than when I signed off (and could get a great deal more difficult over the next fortnight) but hey, let's have some fun while I try to figure out a way to avoid continually living a 'pear-arsed existence.

Even if you don't wank in an antique shop please tell me 'what's new?'

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Jeez Tuumble sounds like your problems are a bit beyond my remit, have you considered cold showers?

Oh and what did the policeman say to the speeding jumper?

Pull over!

People falling over...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWygf1ljteo

Quote: Leevil @ March 18 2011, 2:51 PM GMT

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*looks*
Flipping thing's been taken down everywhere now!

Oh wait, is here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg7_VVIUo-c but watch it quick! (The big kid has been picked on by the other kids for years, and he finally snaps.)

One of the comments says he fractured the bully's leg.

Naw. I read it was just bruised.

Ah right, he did look in quite a bad way. Evil bullied kid!!

Punch a massive guy in the face twice, get chucked about. It's a rule everyone should learn!

If Bobby Davro falling on his face doesn't cheer you up, I don't know what will:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxYBpZ70y70

Quote: zooo @ March 18 2011, 3:02 PM GMT

*looks*
Flipping thing's been taken down everywhere now!

Oh wait, is here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg7_VVIUo-c but watch it quick! (The big kid has been picked on by the other kids for years, and he finally snaps.)

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How do you know so much back story? Was you holding the camera, zooo?

That little prick deserved that. What kind of a twat provokes someone like that?! Do we all get a go at power slamming him?

I saw that clip last night - I winced (with joy) - he got what he deserved.

BTW, I'm going to stop wallowing in self-pity because it serves no purpose...

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Yo Tuumble nice to see you back pal. If this doesn't make you laugh, nothing will (sorry JC for laughing at your expense but it's an emergency)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW02fBc1H3o