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I read the news today oh boy! Page 346

Yup Jack the Ripper was actually a wind turbine

Quote: Matthew Stott @ March 17 2011, 1:10 PM GMT

Oh no-!

You're a right little snark-bag today, Stott! :O

Unimpressed

Aww grumpy-guss. You just need a nice big hug Hug

See? All better now.

I saw the headline and thought 'Great! Someone has had the sense to tie him to the door.'

But, alas, no.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-12779512

Quote: sootyj @ March 17 2011, 11:47 AM GMT

This

also wind turbines kill birds

Stephen Fry on QI said that is just a myth.

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If anyone here lives near a land-based wind farm perhaps they can go check for us, count the number of dead birds or their bones in the vicinity.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ March 17 2011, 1:40 PM GMT

Aww grumpy-guss. You just need nice big jugs Hug

See? All better now.

Stott is a womanizer par excellence!

Too little, too late, probably.

U.N. Security Council approves measures including no-fly zone to try to halt Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi's advances.

And Saudi sends troops to crush protests in a neighbouring country.

If democratic governments grow in Egypt, Jordan and Tunisia they will punish us for our pitiful addiction to cheap oil.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ March 17 2011, 11:48 AM GMT

I still prefer wind turbines. The little ones don't kill that many birds. Certainly a lot less destruction than coal!

They cost a hell of a lot of money and energy to build in the first place though.

Like nuclear power stations?

Quote: Chappers @ March 18 2011, 12:57 AM GMT

They cost a hell of a lot of money and energy to build in the first place though.

So do coal or oil power stations, but they tend not to mention that.

http://www.dailywhat.org.uk/2011/03/world%E2%80%99s-largest-tidal-power-plant-to-be-built-in-scotland.aspx

I think it's actually 500 not 5000

If they can stop Gadaffi outside Benghazi, it could become a locus of resistance like the North and South of Iraq became before the second Gulf war.

It's absolutely not too late.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-12783389

British justice triumphs again now the public is protected from these two evil criminal masterminds.

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