I'm with Chip on this one
Only the other day I stepped in something from that very dog
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I love cats, but cats don't like me.
Funnily enough, cats love him Mr Baby but he hates them.
I use him as a lure and then grab unsuspecting kitties for cuddles.
The last dog I had had been in a shop for months - yes I know - big mistake.
So when I took it out it refused to crap. I'd go out for about 20 minutes and I knew she was desperate. Then as soon as I brought her in she'd crap on the carpet.
Quote: chipolata @ March 16 2011, 9:02 AM GMTStanding room only on the train - lay some extra carriages on you cheap f**ks!
I hate to give you a sensible response - but if they do that they have to build longer platforms which will cost a bomb and put the prices up again - and you'd complain even more. What's wrong with standing you lazy bastard?
Quote: chipolata @ March 16 2011, 9:43 PM GMTPets? Dogs foul pavements. Your cat would never do it on a path.
Gay.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ March 16 2011, 10:14 PM GMTGay.
You can dream, Stott.
I'll tell you what pisses me off.......
Extra cushions on the bed that are there for aesthetic purposes only. Every time I get into bastard bed I have to throw them on the floor where I know they will be in my way in the morning.
And irons that make hissing noises for 5 minutes after you turn them off. I have just called my iron out loud a c**t.
Excess cushions are a nuisance.
I bet there's uncomfortable people in Africa who'd love to have a cushion.
Quote: Chappers @ March 16 2011, 10:13 PM GMTThe last dog I had had been in a shop for months - yes I know - big mistake. So when I took it out it refused to crap. I'd go out for about 20 minutes and I knew she was desperate. Then as soon as I brought her in she'd crap on the carpet. I hate to give you a sensible response - but if they do that they have to build longer platforms which will cost a bomb and put the prices up again - and you'd complain even more. What's wrong with standing you lazy bastard?
It's dangerous if there's a crash. And call me old fashioned but I want to die horizontal, not vertical!
I'm with people about cushions, useless fecking things.
Asda puts them on every flat padded surface she can find. Have to be plumped up, in the right order etc. What is it with her ? Or are all women like that?
Quote: chipolata @ March 16 2011, 9:43 PM GMTPets? Dogs foul pavements. Your cat would never do it on a path.
Nah, they do it on MY lawn instead !!!
I'm glad all of my neighbors pick up after their dogs. The only poop I find in my yard is full of bones and seeds and fur and obviously comes from coyotes, owls and other non-domesticated critters.
Fast food, rednecks, sex and guns all wrapped in one rootin'-tootin' commercial. Yee-haw! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs4BsyVfuUI&feature=player_embedded
Quote: AngieBaby @ March 16 2011, 9:29 PM GMTYeah, but he's only a chihuahua, so it was only a tiny poo-poo.
I feel better now about shitting in the alley behind my house. I was constipated so it was only a little one.
Quote: chipolata @ March 16 2011, 9:43 PM GMTPets? Dogs foul pavements. Your cat would never do it on a path.
No they just do it on your carefully-manicured lawn, the yowling f**king puss-bags.
Quote: sootyj @ March 16 2011, 10:43 PM GMTExcess cushions are a nuisance.
I bet there's uncomfortable people in Africa who'd love to have a cushion.
Well that's my donation to Comic Relief sorted.
Quote: DaButt @ March 16 2011, 4:41 PM GMTOver the next eight years, this 30% tax credit for solar energy will create
35 gigawatts of renewable electricity
That's just 34 more than it took Marty McFly to travel back to the future, and that was in 1985! Get out of that one, Tex! 
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Quote: DaButt @ March 17 2011, 2:00 AM GMTI'm glad all of my neighbors pick up after their dogs. The only poop I find in my yard is full of bones and seeds and fur and obviously comes from coyotes, Dubya and other non-domesticated critters.
That msn shits on every body
Quote: DaButt @ March 17 2011, 2:00 AM GMTI'm glad all of my neighbors pick up after their dogs. The only poop I find in my yard is full of bones and seeds and fur and obviously comes from coyotes, owls and other non-domesticated critters.
Well domesticate them then. I dunno - moan, moan, moan!