British Comedy Guide

Words that make you squirm Page 4

Quote: zooo @ March 13 2011, 1:58 PM GMT

There is a bizarre health advert on at the moment where they all say that word with very serious feces.
It sounds ridiculous.

Whistling nnocently

>_<

Nom.

Happy. But only when put with Christmas. It's Merry Christmas and always will be Angry

Oh, and ex-mas. Lazy gits.

Oh, and 'bland'. It actually sounds like it is. Boring.

When people say or write 'none' when they mean 'non'.
(As in non-fiction, non-fat etc.)

'Gotten' An Americanism but we're using it now.
'Sat' when you mean 'sitting' or 'seated.'
'Stood' when you mean 'standing'.
'Beefburger'. It's Hamburger, it was originally called a Hamburg Steak.
'Amazing' because it never is.

Quote: KLRiley @ March 14 2011, 1:47 PM GMT

Nom.

One of my favourite words. Especially when coupled with an 'om'.

Coitus.

Snot. Nobody should use that word over the age of 8.

What's the grown-up word for snot, though?

Or should it just not be mentioned at all.

Quote: zooo @ March 16 2011, 5:58 PM GMT

What's the grown-up word for snot, though? Or should it just not be mentioned at all.

Why would you want to talk about snot? Why, zooo? Why?

What else is there to talk about???

Quote: zooo @ March 16 2011, 6:08 PM GMT

What else is there to talk about???

Sorry. I forgot for a minute who your Significant Other is!

Supper!

Quote: chipolata @ March 16 2011, 6:41 PM GMT

Sorry. I forgot for a minute who your Significant Other is!

I snot in your general direction.

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