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After heavy action with rebels
Some of Gaddafi's Corps of Virgin Bodyguards
are still intact, but most have come and gone.

The Corps of Transvestites,
are in confusion.

The Corps of Prepubescent
are holding their own.

The Corps of Homosexuals
easily out-smart the enemy,

Captured rebels are tidied up and released,
their old boots passed on to
The Corps of Lesbians.

No.

I wholeheartedly agree.

Dan

Haven't you got two more episodes of a sitcom to write Griff?

Blimey, a lot of midnight oil went into that joke,
I presented it proudly,
Even Griff offered me some hope.
KL Riley completely ignored me
Now I'm crushed.

Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ March 15 2011, 4:14 PM GMT

Blimey, a lot of midnight oil went into that joke,
I presented it proudly,
Even Griff offered me some hope.
KL Riley completely ignored me
Now I'm crushed.

Because Griff had already said what I was going to. If you think its got legs, send it in. forty two minutes and counting.

See. He beat me to it again.

The last person to give credence to any work, should be the originator
I already done as Griff suggested.

What about this one,

I really don't mind him eating dog food, said Mrs Crufts
as she plucked one of her husbands turds from a bush
and squeezed it into a polythene bag,
But I do wish he wouldn't drag his arse along the ground like that.

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