Latest News from Libya.
After heavy action with rebels
Some of Gaddafi's Corps of Virgin Bodyguards
are still intact, but most have come and gone.
The Corps of Transvestites,
are in confusion.
The Corps of Prepubescent
are holding their own.
The Corps of Homosexuals
easily out-smart the enemy,
Captured rebels are tidied up and released,
their old boots passed on to
The Corps of Lesbians.