I feel we are now in the eye of the storm. And with no cunning plan.
The Sitcom Mission 2011 Page 68
I've got me rocket in a milk bottle ready to fire at midnight. If you're in the Birkenhead area keep an eye out for it - if you're not - well done you!
The results are in, and just being prepared for publication... There'll be some very pleased posters rather soon. Stay tuned.
Quote: Kattykitt @ March 14 2011, 11:01 PM GMTToo late. I just scored twenty seven goals in my own head.
28-27 to me then, unlucky that last one never crossed the line.
The hull is starting to creak under the pressure as we slowly sink. I just hope the chief can get that engine restarted before we pass crush depth
You want the crazy, X-Factor audition stuff?
Ok, one of my favourite titles was Turtles in Space.
And we had another one which was a list of things you can do on a train. No dialogue, no characters, just a list of things you can do on a train.
Like park it on a stage?
And one sitcom opens with a guy in a wheelchair on the phone to his dad:
"You can't cut me out of the business, father. I'm half of this company...A quarter? How do you get that?...Oh, because I can't use my legs, well, that's a fair point, actually"
I bet most of the scripts turned down were still better than Mrs Browns boys I just watched in pain.
Can't you do some sort of Medley of hopeless entries on final night?
In fact, I just so happen to have a script lying around........
Quote: Declan @ March 14 2011, 11:09 PM GMTAnd one sitcom opens with a guy in a wheelchair on the phone to his dad:
"You can't cut me out of the business, father. I'm half of this company...A quarter? How do you get that?...Oh, because I can't use my legs, well, that's a fair point, actually"
That made me laugh....*
*gets coat
Quote: Declan @ March 14 2011, 11:06 PM GMTYou want the crazy, X-Factor audition stuff?
Any more curious trivia on this years entries?
Quote: Declan @ March 14 2011, 11:09 PM GMTAnd one sitcom opens with a guy in a wheelchair on the phone to his dad:
"You can't cut me out of the business, father. I'm half of this company...A quarter? How do you get that?...Oh, because I can't use my legs, well, that's a fair point, actually"
agh, I bet it was a young writer though
Quote: Declan @ March 14 2011, 11:06 PM GMTOk, one of my favourite titles was Turtles in Space.
That would be awesome.