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Quote: keewik @ March 12 2011, 8:25 PM GMT

Snow. Bloody snow. Again. I'm sick of it disrupting my life.

I always feel so bad when I talk to my family in Glasgow and they ask what the weather's like in London. You guys are having it pretty bad. Console

Not as bad as if we lived in Japan! It pisses me off in a minor way - I'd never live anywhere else.

:( I only commented that he over-cooked the chicken tikka, [left it in hot oven]
he thought I was ungratefull bitch!, wrong again, didnt eat same.

Quote: chipolata @ March 11 2011, 6:23 PM GMT

We've covered this before, but all beer, ale and lager is rubbish.

So, so wrong. *Shakes head sadly*

Though lager is a bit shite.

Quote: Rob H @ March 13 2011, 11:24 AM GMT

So, so wrong. *Shakes head sadly*

Pfff! All alcohol's a bit lame. If you want to get drunk do it with spirits as quickly as possible.

Drink nail polish remover.
It smells exactly the same, so presumably tastes the same too.

Quote: chipolata @ March 13 2011, 12:31 PM GMT

Pfff! All alcohol's a bit lame. If you want to get drunk do it with spirits as quickly as possible.

You don't always want to get drunk from drinking beer, you might just want a couple of lovely pints and a chat. Sometimes there's nothing nicer than a beer.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ March 13 2011, 12:40 PM GMT

Sometimes there's nothing nicer than a beer.

That might be the most ridiculous thing you've ever said on these boards. And you'd said some pretty ludicrous things on the Doctor Who thread. Have a nice chat over a cup of tea with your friends!

I don't like lager. It tastes of what I imagine licking an ash tray would taste like.

Quote: zooo @ March 13 2011, 12:34 PM GMT

Drink nail polish remover.
It smells exactly the same, so presumably tastes the same too.

Does that work out cheaper than Asda own brand vodka?

I shall ask a tramp!

Quote: chipolata @ March 13 2011, 12:47 PM GMT

That might be the most ridiculous thing you've ever said on these boards. And you'd said some pretty ludicrous things on the Doctor Who thread. Have a nice chat over a cup of tea with your friends!

You are fully gay-bones.

Quote: Leevil @ March 13 2011, 12:48 PM GMT

I don't like lager. It tastes of what I imagine licking an ash tray would taste like.

No, that's coffee.

Quote: zooo @ March 13 2011, 12:34 PM GMT

Drink nail polish remover.
It smells exactly the same, so presumably tastes the same too.

Nail polish remover is ACETONE usually, doesn't smell anything like alcohol & is probably lethal.

Smells just like some spirits to me!

(How often do you use it, Bill...?) :O

Quote: zooo @ March 13 2011, 1:00 PM GMT

Smells just like some spirits to me!

(How often do you use it, Bill...?)

Whatever, perhaps you have a funny nose. :D

Anyway DON'T drink it., we would hate to lose you.

>(How often do you use it, Bill...?)

After many tens of years of biting my nails I finally cured myself of that by painting my nails with a nail strengthener called I think "Tough as Nails". It tasted terrible & was very strong so it was much more difficult to bite nails.

It was transparent so didn't show (much), and of course I used the remover from time to time.

Besides, I use Acetone for other things too; it is the best cleaner for preparing fibre-glass joints for repairs to cars etc.

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