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Quote: Nick Rivers @ December 14, 2007, 1:05 PMwho can finish my poem?
there once was a man called adam
who fell in a vat full of edam
it was far too late
when they noticed his fate
............................. ?
wine and cheese do was held at post mortem
Quote: Nick Rivers @ December 14, 2007, 1:05 PMwho can finish my poem?
there once was a man called adam
who fell in a vat full of edam
it was far too late
when they noticed his fate
............................. ?
there once was a man called adam
who fell in a vat full of edam
when they noticed his fate
it was far too late.
Done.
There was a young man from Cheshunt...
Quote: Nick Rivers @ December 14, 2007, 1:05 PMwho can finish my poem?
there once was a man called adam
who fell in a vat full of edam
it was far too late
when they noticed his fate
............................. ?
Cos he'd shit his pants 'n' peed-am!
I am quite classy when it comes to pomes! 
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ December 16, 2007, 4:26 PMThere was a young man from Cheshunt...
Who fell in love with a pheasant...
He gave it an orange 
On top of the Blorange.
A ha! As the Partridgemeister might say
(It's a mountain just outside Abergavenny-South Wales) 
Doesn't 'orange' rhyme with 'range' and 'mange'?
...and when it was out of range,
He shot it with a christmas present.
Let's try and be imaginative with this one:
There was a young lady called Hunt
I dont know what part of the world pronounces orange as in home on the range! 
Quote: Frankie Rage @ December 17, 2007, 1:40 PMLet's try and be imaginative with this one:
There was a young lady called Hunt
Reared by pigs, she spoke with a grunt
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ December 17, 2007, 4:23 PMReared by pigs, she spoke with a grunt
Men found it appealing when she started the squealing
Everytime they stroked her...hand.