People who talk to themselves. It's distracting and a bit scary. There was somebody like that on the train this morning, chundering to himself: "I knew it was going to be a bad day, I knew it... it's a bad day... Look, this doesn't work now... Nothing ever works"
If you're a mental who talks to himself, at least have the decency to pretend to be talking on a phone.
Quote: chipolata @ March 11 2011, 11:01 AM GMTPeople who talk to themselves. It's distracting and a bit scary. There was somebody like that on the train this morning, chundering to himself: "I knew it was going to be a bad day, I knew it... it's a bad day... Look, this doesn't work now... Nothing ever works"
If you're a mental who talks to himself, at least have the decency to pretend to be talking on a phone.
At least, in this way, the mentals are identifying themselves.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ March 11 2011, 11:03 AM GMTAt least, in this way, the mentals are identifying themselves.
They should join the BCG like the rest of us mentals then.
Quote: chipolata @ March 11 2011, 11:05 AM GMTThey should join the BCG like the rest of us mentals then.
Up the mentals!
I'm a big time mental, oh it's a veritable party inside my head 24/7 (except for when I'm asleep)
Quote: chipolata @ March 11 2011, 11:05 AM GMTThey should join the BCG like the rest of us mentals then.
*dribbles over keyboard. Falls off chair. Makes primal noise. Nobody notices.*
Quote: john lucas 101 @ March 11 2011, 11:08 AM GMT*dribbles over keyboard. Falls off chair. Makes primal noise. Nobody notices.*
Bloody show-off. I can manage the dribbling on the keyboard and that's about it.
Quote: chipolata @ March 11 2011, 11:13 AM GMTBloody show-off. I can manage the dribbling on the keyboard and that's about it.
I bet you got a long spool of drool on yer lower lip. Just touching the backspace key.
People drinking coffee in pubs. At lunchtime. While I'm trying to get my half a Guinness. Time wasters.
And, just to add perspective, earthquakes.
Guinness. Bleugh!
Bloody tectonic plates! *shakes fist*
Quote: chipolata @ March 11 2011, 3:16 PM GMTGuinness. Bleugh!
Well, what's your tipple then? Some load of old 'lady piss' I'll be bound?
Quote: zooo @ March 11 2011, 3:17 PM GMTBloody tectonic plates! *shakes fist*
Yeah! *Grrrrrr* I mean, bloody, bleedin'...makes you mad, dunnit!
Quote: john lucas 101 @ March 11 2011, 3:20 PM GMTWell, what's your tipple then? Some load of old 'lady piss' I'll be bound?
Never you mind. I'm mocked enough on these boards without exposing any more of my life secrets.
ie, it's sherry.
Quote: zooo @ March 11 2011, 3:22 PM GMTie, it's sherry.
I bet Jerry from The Good Life enjoys a sherry.
Quote: chipolata @ March 11 2011, 3:23 PM GMTI bet Jerry from The Good Life enjoys a sherry.
I bet you drink something from out of a pretty, coloured bottle.
Or very strong lager that makes you prone to violent mood swings. One or the other.