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I have neither (time commitment problem), but if I could I'd have a dog. You can have more fun with them - throwing sticks and what not.

If I had to be reincarnated though I'd come back as a cat - they clearly have one over on their owners - just turning up for dinner without any sign of gratitude and then heading back out to get intimate with lots of lady cats!

I'm giving my dog to an old woman this weekend. I feel pretty bad, but I'd rather he be somewhere he gets lots of attention and what not.

Goodbye doggie, goodbye...

:( He'll probably be happier, I suppose.
What's his name?

Dog the dog, I reckon.

Quote: zooo @ February 5, 2008, 7:47 PM

:( He'll probably be happier, I suppose.
What's his name?

His name is Cody* and he's a black Labrador. We've had him since a puppy and he's about 11 now, I think? It's a shame, but it's the best thing for him.

*No, I didn't name him.

Quote: Leevil @ February 5, 2008, 7:42 PM

I'm giving my dog to an old woman this weekend. I feel pretty bad, but I'd rather he be somewhere he gets lots of attention and what not.

Goodbye doggie, goodbye...

What did the old lady do to deserve Charley?

Dogs are great:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1364556/Norman-Briards-new-shaggy-dog-stories-takes-scooter-spin.html

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That looks wrong and upsets me.

I can read between the lines Nat, what you're saying is you want to see a dalmatian riding a bike.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roJzWYiXFtg

Quote: Leevil @ February 6 2008, 12:42 AM GMT

I'm setting my dog on an old woman this weekend. I feel pretty bad, but I'd rather he be somewhere he gets lots of attention and what not.

He'll probably be humanely destroyed or the cops will shoot him.

Goodbye doggie, goodbye...

Rolf Harris wouldn't approve.

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ March 10 2011, 12:07 PM GMT

I can read between the lines Nat, what you're saying is you want to see a dalmatian riding a bike.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roJzWYiXFtg

DO NOT WANT :(

Quote: sootyj @ March 10 2011, 12:10 PM GMT

Rolf Harris wouldn't approve.

Whoa! Old post.

Ma poor doggie Teary

Well now I feel like a right c**t

thanks Leevil

Haha! You're welcome!

Cats = ungrateful balls of fur.

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