British Comedy Guide

It's a mystery to me I'm afraid... Page 9

The existence of clowns - I have yet to meet a single person who considers them anything other than irritating or terrifying.

Quote: AngieBaby @ March 9 2011, 4:29 PM GMT

Kate Moss.

I really don't get why a boss-eyed slack-jawed waster is constantly hyped as a Super Model.

haha if I had a chioce to sleep with her or to sleep with a tramp who has a yeast infection I would be taking the tramp any day

People who advertise their life on facebook

Tool acadamy - If the girlfriends think they are tools why be their girlfriends

Embarrasing bodies - if its so embarrasing why go on national TV with it ?

Quote: the beats @ March 9 2011, 5:46 PM GMT

Embarrasing bodies - if its so embarrasing why go on national TV with it ?

Because they never want to get laid again. Duh!

Quote: zooo @ March 9 2011, 4:13 PM GMT

I can't think of any reason to watch that other than to entirely put yourself off ever giving birth.

To show your children what you suffered to have them and give them a guilt complex?

Ha, good idea.
It will ruin any chance you have of getting grandchildren though...

Quote: zooo @ March 9 2011, 6:44 PM GMT

Ha, good idea.
It will ruin any chance you have of getting grandchildren though...

:O *destroys recordings*

Quote: Griff @ March 9 2011, 3:11 PM GMT

We should give them all BCG logins. That'd put an end to it.

It was bad enough when they were given Kenny Loggins.

Quote: Leevil @ March 9 2011, 5:51 PM GMT

Because they never want to get laid again. Duh!

haha aye good chat up line "did you see me on the TV"

"No why were you on TV"

" I had genital warts"

Quote: the beats @ March 9 2011, 8:07 PM GMT

" I had genital warts"

"But they've gone now! Wait, come back...!"

Quote: Badge @ March 9 2011, 8:11 PM GMT

"But they've gone now! Wait, come back...!"

:D

Quote: Badge @ March 9 2011, 7:56 PM GMT

It was bad enough when they were given Kenny Loggins.

Thanks.

Quote: Loopey @ March 9 2011, 10:36 AM GMT

I would also very much like to know why they do it.

Started out because of poverty. In the 1980s, some early ghetto rappers dressed in cheap second-hand clothing that didn't fit, thus making "baggy" and later "hanging-halfway-down-your-arse trousers" part of their uniform of cool, I think. Years later it became cool to show off god-ugly tramp stamps (tattoos above the butt crack) and brand embroidered waistbands on underpants.

Either that or belts just aren't what they used to be. Rubbishy, overpriced Indian leather ones that crack and break after six months.

Quote: Kenneth @ March 10 2011, 12:51 AM GMT

Thanks.

:D

The ongoing popularity of the Female Comedians thread.

"Women aren't as funny as men."
"Yes they are."
"No, they're not."
"Yes they are."
"F**k off, Kipper"

Repeat for 22 pages.

Hey Chip you're a hit with the ladies, what are your top 5 chat up lines?

Quote: chipolata @ March 10 2011, 1:32 PM GMT

"Women aren't as funny as men."
"Yes they are."
"No, they're not."
"Yes they are."
"F**k off, Kipper"

The appeal of fake breasts. They're very often bloody obvious and 'orrible.

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