US Census Form 1982
Q1 Are you a communist? if yes goto Q1
Q2 Why don't you take pink red ass back to Moscow?
US Census Form 2011
Q1 Are you a muslim? is yes goto Q2
Q2 Why don't you go back to Kabul you towel head (then we can bomb you)?
Hey Chip did you fellate the whole of the UN?
Quote: chipolata @ March 9 2011, 2:18 PM GMTI love a bit of custard. White, yellow or pink - I don't mind.
But not brown? Racist.
Quote: zooo @ March 9 2011, 2:52 PM GMTYou'd think they'd all go to the gym just for something to do.
For many inmates the weight gain is muscle, not fat.
Ah I seee.
Yeh whats with the gym equipment?
I want fat slobby unthreatening excons.
Quote: sootyj @ March 9 2011, 3:07 PM GMTYeh whats with the gym equipment?
I want fat slobby unthreatening excons.
Prisoners without access to gym equipment just do pushups and sit-ups in their cells all day.
Quote: Griff @ March 9 2011, 3:11 PM GMTWe should give them all BCG logins. That'd put an end to it.
There's no place for semi-literate hate mongers here.
Hiya!
Musicals.
Murder She Wrote.....
Oh, I get it, it's not about ACTUAL mysteries?? Well in that case, my vote goes to the firkin' X Factor. I don't get it, and I don't want to. Every year I go out of my way to avoid it, but every other person on God's Earth seems obsessed with it. WHY???
One Born Every Minute is another one - it trends on Twitter it's so popular. But having had a baby myself, I can confirm, it ain't nice, it ain't pretty*, and when it's a total stranger, it's not interesting either.
* "it" in this case refers to childbirth, not to the baby herself, who is bloody gorgeous.
Quote: Posiekins @ March 9 2011, 4:02 PM GMT* "it" in this case refers to childbirth, not to the baby herself, who is bloody gorgeous.
Even when covered in goo and screaming?
Quote: Leevil @ March 9 2011, 4:03 PM GMTEven when covered in goo and screaming?
Admittedly less so, but then I'm biased, I guess!
Quote: Posiekins @ March 9 2011, 4:09 PM GMTAdmittedly less so, but then I'm biased, I guess!
Are you a baby?
I can't think of any reason to watch that other than to entirely put yourself off ever giving birth.
Quote: David Bussell @ March 9 2011, 4:13 PM GMTAre you a baby?
No. I am covered in goo and screaming though.
Kate Moss.
I really don't get why a boss-eyed slack-jawed waster is constantly hyped as a Super Model.