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Job interview tomorrow. Eep!

Quote: Leevil @ March 8 2011, 5:50 PM GMT

Job interview tomorrow. Eep!

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Good luck dude! you'll smash it no doubts.

What sort of job is it?

Quote: zooo @ March 8 2011, 5:55 PM GMT

What sort of job is it?

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Brucie's wig licker.

Chip's off.

Quote: Gavin @ March 8 2011, 5:54 PM GMT

Good luck dude! you'll smash it no doubts.

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Cheers dude

Quote: zooo @ March 8 2011, 5:55 PM GMT

What sort of job is it?

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Carework - wiping arses no doubt. But gotta do what you love.

I'd open with that in the interview.
"Got any arses that need wiping?"

Quote: Leevil @ March 8 2011, 6:57 PM GMT

Carework

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I couldn't do it. Good on you mate

Leevil, I'm going to regulate the crap out of you

Quote: Leevil @ March 8 2011, 6:57 PM GMT

Carework - wiping arses no doubt. But gotta do what you love.

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You know where you are with an arse
(Conservative parties new slogan)

Which client group?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ March 8 2011, 7:04 PM GMT

Leevil, I'm going to regulate the crap out of you

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Quote: sootyj @ March 8 2011, 7:07 PM GMT

You know where you are with an arse
(Conservative parties new slogan)

Which client group?

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I actually don't know yet. I just applied to a very generic advert. I suspect learning disabilities.

Quote: Leevil @ March 8 2011, 8:37 PM GMT

I actually don't know yet. I just applied to a very generic advert. I suspect learning disabilities.

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You're going to be wanking off salesmen in a travel lodge (nice to get paid for your hobby and all)

nb Sootyj has just been offered a promo and 30% more sponds

but he thinks he isn't going to take it

Quote: Nat Wicks @ March 8 2011, 12:55 PM GMT

I visited. Actually it was my weight in stone that bothered me initially until I found out my BMI had increased by 6-7 point since june 2008.

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My nurse mother thinks that BMI is "a load of bullshit".

Why is a bargain airliner calling Nat fat?

The bastards!

Quote: sootyj @ March 8 2011, 8:45 PM GMT

Sootyj has just been offered a promo and 30% more sponds

but he thinks he isn't going to take it

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Are you quite rich enough already, then?