Newsjack - Series 4 Page 45

Quote: Kevin Mears @ March 3 2011, 8:04 PM GMT

...the sketch about Gregg Wallace from Masterchef physically digesting the news, or one of my gags about Piers Morgan having the lowest ratings since the Kraftwerk episode of Glee.

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I would have laughed.

PS "Last week, amongst a sketch and a page of one liners, I wrote possibly the lamest, dullest, unimaginative and downright stupidest one liner for the Newsjack App...and it got on." first episode I heard they broadcast the viagra/ laxative don't know if I'm coming or going gag...

Quote: Jinky @ March 4 2011, 1:33 PM GMT

There's obviously some 'Gay Jewish Oxbridge' conspiracy going on, or something.

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I'm pretty sure JK is neither gay nor Jewish. As for the 'Oxbridge' conspiracy thing...

Two sketches sent in. Wonder if I can get the word 'fanny' on Radio 7. I hope so.

It's a dream we all share...

Did they? Different context of fanny from what I have sent in though. I want to get a good old fashioned English fanny on there.

Just sent a 60 sec interview in.. with one min to the deadline..phew

Actually sent a sketch in this week as I felt I was missing out on the communal Thursday angst.

About to re-read it and instantly spot all the monumental howlers that have somehow escaped notice prior to pressing 'send.'

Accidentally sent in the wrong draft of my sketch. Let's hope they are as impressed with my professionalism as they are with all the mistakes and consummate lack of humour within the sketch itself.

D'oh!

Thought the fact that everyone was being quiet on here meant you'd all given up and the episode 5 lull was worse than the episode 4 lull.

Now my sketches are going to have to make it in on merit.

Two and a half in on time so looking forward to joint comiserations on thursday.

Quote: KLRiley @ March 7 2011, 12:31 PM GMT

Two and a half in on time so looking forward to joint comiserations on thursday.

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Thats the best part

The unpredictability of the 'disappointment moment' timing has added to the excitement this series.

Nice to have some uncertainty.

Three sketches sent this week. Unfortunately it looks like two out of my three chosen topics have dropped off the news radar already.

Damn Tories. Why did Hague wait until after the deadline to admit he sent in the SAS? Just not far or efficiently enough...

Mines on Prince Andrew, but prob loads of them this week, but gotta go with whatever sparks an idea